#dadjoon

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

jungkook: hyung... hyung!

jin: what?

jungkook: c-can you close my closet door?

jin: why?

jungkook: so monsters won't come in

jin: ohh jungkookie... what makes you think a door will stop a monster?

- LATER -

jungkook: [comfortably sleeping between jin and namjoon]

namjoon: you couldn't just close the damn door, could you?

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

namjoon: jeon jungkook were you watching TV? you know you're not allowed to watch TV on school nights.

jungkook: [holding a book upside down] wha- no man, i was just reading uhh [looks at the cover] these yellow pages.

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namjoon: goodnight kook, did you brush your teeth?

jungkook: yes

namjoon: hmm [holds up a toothbrush] jungkook is this your toothbrush?

jungkook: yes?

namjoon: so we agree that this is your toothbrush... jungkook this toothbrush is BONE-DRY, you lied to me!

jungkook: hyung i did not lie, i said that i brushed my teeth, i never specified that i brushed my teeth tonight, and if the court reporter reads back my remarks you will see that i did not perjure myself.

yoongi: accusation overruled.

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jungkook, coming home 2.5 minutes past his curfew: hey, i'm home.

kim namjoon, a dramatic dad™, sitting in the dark: hi home, i'm diSaPPOINTED

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jungkook: ugh i can't find my phone

namjoon: no worries i'll call you

jungkook: wait no-

phone ringing: you are my daaad (you're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

jungkook:

namjoon:

jungkook: i can explain.

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jin: I'M THE OLDEST I DO WHAT I WANT

jimin: i'm telling namjoon.

jin: no wait-

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jungkook: joon can I go to this party?

namjoon: what did jin say?

jungkook: ...no

namjoon: then why should I let you?

jungkook: because... he’s not the boss of you??

namjoon, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap don’t fall for it namjoon it’s a tr-

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hoseok: joon, you're such a dad.

namjoon: what?

namjoon: [is currently wearing socks and sandals]

namjoon: [carried jungkook to his bed when he fell asleep and tucked him in]

namjoon: [made sure tae put on sunscreen no less than five (5) times]

namjoon: [absentmindedly wiped food off jimin's face]

namjoon: [teared up when talking to jin about how much the kids have grown]

namjoon: i have no idea what you're talking about.