#dads jokes

[krumpkin]

This is very true 🥴

[vaniloqu3nce]

still mad my biological father told me “you’ll do your chores every day that ends with the letter y” when I was a child and I had to sit there and think about it for a second in slow to come dread

[krumpkin]

Another great one by Jim Unger 😄

[krumpkin]

People will be sat in toilet cubicles all over the States dialing this number . "Please send toilet rolls, this is an emergency and if you can put them in the fridge first that'd be great" 😄

[krumpkin]

His secretary must want a raise 🙄

[krumpkin]

I thought that's what the feathers were for 😁

[krumpkin]

Probably the greatest joke ever told 🤔🙄