You know, I've seen quite a few Tumblr posts about Dadtron and his Sparkling!Reader, but not many about Dadutimus Prime.
So, if you had to rank each Optimus Prime from 1 to 10, (you could do a little explantion if you want lmao) how would you rank them with their Sparkling!Reader? (Pros: if the Sparkling!Reader looks similar to Megatron in their aspect, so it would make it more interesting (and angst potential for some of the Optimus lol))
Oh yeah, I think Optimus should get dad posts too.
Had to think this one through and think about how the war would affect the relationship between Optimus and his sparkling.
G1 Optimus 9/10
I think this Optimus would be hella supportive of his sparkling throughout their growth and would always try to make time for them. Of course, the war takes up a lot of his time, but he would make up for it. He would always be emotionally available and try to teach his kid the most important lessons. He's the king of embarrassing dad jokes.
One minus is his tendency to put others before himself and his self-sacrificial habit. Fighting a war is a risky business, so there was a high chance that one day he would not return to his child because he took a bullet for someone else.
Prime Optimus 9/10
This Optimus would likely be a bit more battle-hardened, so he might seem emotionally closed off, though not intentionally. He would try to relax his expressions and reassure his sparkling whenever they feel doubts about his love for them. It's just challenging to turn off his resting stone face at times. Looking after his team and his sparkling would take a lot of his time, so his sparkling might not see him often since he would likely keep them at the base for their safety. He would feel bad about it and tell his sparkling bedtime stories to help them sleep (dude was an archivist) and let them cuddle during recharge. Once he relaxes, his sparkling is privileged to see a much warmer side of him. He's also one of the most patient dad primes besides G1 Optimus.
Bayverse Optimus 7/10
For Bayverse Optimus, I'm pretty sure he would have sent his sparkling somewhere safer, away from war, where the cons can't find them. But if his sparkling ended up on Earth with him, he would be protective and try to raise them with good values. The sparkling might be put off by the violence they get exposed to and hesitate to cause harm while growing up. Optimus would understand this and feel guilty about it. However, as his sparkling grows older and the enemies become more violent, he might push his child to defend themselves. After the humans' betrayal, things would definitely not be easy. His protectiveness would skyrocket, and he would discourage his child from trusting humans. This would cause some arguments if his child still had some faith in humans and Earth. Then there would be the whole Quintessa incident. It would break his child's spark to see him brainwashed, even more so when standing against him. And even if the sparkling didn't have faith in humans and Earth anymore, they would stand against their brainwashed sire because destroying Earth would stand against everything he believed in. It wouldn't be an easy fight because their sire is a prime, but also because they don't want to hurt their sire.
So, technically, this parent-child arc would be one hell of a roller coaster.
Animated Optimus 8/10
This Optimus would definitely be a bit more inexperienced when it comes to taking care of his sparkling. His positive side is that he is a quick learner and humble, so he doesn't hesitate to ask for help. His downside is his tendency to shoulder every responsibility--- like taking care of Detroit, leading his team, finding Allspark fragments, and warding off Decepticon attacks. This would cause him to become overworked and unintentionally neglect his kid. Thankfully, Ratchet would be there to give his helm a few smacks and remind the prime to take a break and spend more time with his kid. Optimus would feel bad and learn to trust his team to handle the other responsibilities while he takes care of his kid. It would take him a while to get the hang of it and learn to balance family and work life, but in the end he makes a decent sire. This definitely builds more trust in his team. His team also learns to be a bit more independent without his guidance, and sometimes his team volunteers for babysitting.
He would unintentionally start telling puns after becoming a dad.
TF One (doing this in two parts. )
Orion 7/10
Orion gives the impression that he likes sparklings and is surprisingly good with them. However, that bot would not be the most responsible sire. He's pretty reckless when it comes to his shenanigans. Like how I once wrote in one of my fics, he would likely accidentally drop his kid. He has a good record of angering people and often risks his life, so his sparkling would likely be safer in someone else's arms. He does care about his sparkling's well-being and safety and would not hesitate to shield them from harm. He would also definitely ensure his sparkling refuels first before refueling himself.
He's a caring sire, but please don't let him take his kid along with his escapades.
Also a culptrit of telling dad jokes.
Optimus 8/10
After becoming Optimus, he would be a lot wiser and more responsible with his sparkling. It would be a bit of a learning curve for him if his sparkling took some of his rebellious tendencies from Orion Pax (now he knows how the others felt about his shenanigans). If his kid took some aspects from Megatron, or if his former friend was involved in raising his kid, that would cause some sad feelings. He would look at his child in silence while his kid just looks back at him, confused, and asks what's wrong, and he answers that he just misses someone, not elaborating on who.
It’s a very rare thing for the ever-stoic Prime to lose his composure.
So rare, in fact, that in the months he’s known them, the children have never been privy to a single slip – not even when Jack and Bumblebee’s little fling with street-racing was brought to his attention.
Even then, as Optimus stood tall over his scout and the young teen under his care, he’d trusted his voice to remain even, stern, and steady whilst he told them, in no uncertain terms, just how disappointed he was in the pair of them.
He can still recall the little ‘oof,’ Bulkhead had mumbled nearby, and the sound of Miko sucking air through her teeth from up on the recreational platform.
Here, however, parked in vehicle mode across a dusty, country lane with his engine still thrumming forcefully in the wake of a very, very close call, Optimus isn’t sure he trusts his glossa not to falter if he attempts to speak.
He’d heard your question, of course, though his hidden gaze remains fixed attentively on the horizon line, and for several seconds, he has to concentrate on reeling in his alarm, quelling the drumfire of his spark as it lashes against its chamber.
That had been close…. Far too close.
The Prime’s overwrought processor trips on a single line of thought, replaying the same words over and over in a feedback loop that he struggles to disrupt.
If he hadn’t been travelling along this road at the right moment… If he’d arrived even a few seconds later… you might’ve-…
A firewall is brusquely slammed down in the middle of the runaway circuit, breaking him free of his own ruminations.
Ah… But it doesn’t do well for a Prime to brood on things that haven’t come to pass.
‘It’s those ‘what ifs, Optimus,’ Ratchet used to tell him, ‘They’ll drag a mech down to the Pit if they’re given too much deliberation.’ This all said in a knowing and pointed tone at the back of Optimus’s helm when the medic caught him gazing up at the stars a little too wistfully.
The passage of time creeps on with its usual indifference, and as the seconds fritter by and the desert wind gently carries the roar of Knockout’s engine further and further away - away from you - Prime’s defensive codes finally begin to ease, and the flared plating on his roof flattens down, slotting back into place as seamlessly as they had been before they sprang out in an attempt to make himself look larger for the Con threatening you.
He almost lost you, he realises. An innocent. A human whose only offence was to be in the wrong place at the wrong time…
In a sudden burst of haste, he tears his sights off the skyline and subjects you to a thorough once-over, sweeping his optics up and down your body from head to toe.
Twin plumes of air shoot from his smokestacks when his scanners flag the specks of blood beading on your elbows, and the hand you’ve curled over your right shoulder that betrays an injury laying below your epidermis.
You, however, have no idea you’re being so closely examined. All you know is that your timely saviour has been exceptionally quiet for quite some time, save for his truck’s engine growling in your ears. In fact, your question as to who the man in the Aston is goes unanswered for long enough that you eventually manage to drag your eyes away from the now empty horizon and glance up at the blacked-out windscreen of Optimus’s Peterbilt.
Even with the sun-baked tarmac throwing ample heat up all around you, you still feel a prickle of ice scampering up your spine as you peer up into that flat, impassive pane of glass.
The Aston’s windscreen had been just as dark, if you recall.
“… Optimus?” you fret, tinny and hesitant.
Another bout of silence drags on until you start to wonder if the truck’s speakers are malfunctioning because of the crash. But a moment later, the vehicle beside you promptly shudders around its metal frame, and its engine kicks out another deep, reverberating growl.
“That,” Optimus chews out at last, punctuating the word with a quiet but decisive grunt, “Is someone you will never have to worry about again…” Then, after a beat, the flinty edge to his voice turns soft and velvety once more as the man behind the microphone heaves a weary sigh and adds, “Not if I have any say in the matter.”
Privately, you have to admit that it’s a relief to hear his gentler cadence again.
Turning back towards the road, your brow furls into a subtle frown and you blow a noisy breath through your pursed lips in an attempt to disguise the tremor in your limbs, shivering despite the sweat still prickling at your temples. “Hmm…,” you utter, troubled, “I hope to god you’re right.”
At least he’s confirmed what you suspected; whoever was behind the wheel of that Aston Martin is dangerous.
So… why did he turn tail when Optimus pulled his truck up?
Slowly, as the moment stretches on and all you can do is bask in the bitter relief of being alive, the hand on your shoulder rubs tenderly at the bruise you just know will be forming in the next few hours.
You nearly jump out of your skin when a careful presence nudges at the same arm, warm and solid against your elbow.
Snapping your head sideways, you blink widely, surprised to find that Optimus has somehow managed to inch his enormous Peterbilt forwards so heedfully that the metal of its grill presses up against your side with the barest sliver of pressure, lending you a surface to lean your weight against should you need it.
In spite of the circumstances that have just transpired, you can’t quite refrain from raising your eyes over the top of the grill and offering the windscreen a small, wobbly tilt of your lips, letting your body rest against the humming metal with a grateful exhale.
All at once, Optimus’s voice spills into the space around you, filtering through his invisible speakers and buzzing pleasantly inside your chest.
“Are you hurt?” he asks in as gentle a timbre as you’ve heard from him yet, a far cry from the authoritative, borderline savage tone he’d used to fend off the Aston driver.
You ponder his question, sparing a glance at your tender shoulder and rolling it experimentally, only to suppress a wince at the ensuing twinge of pain. For Optimus’s sake though, you stiffen your upper lip and offer a shake of your head that you’re not even sure he can see.
“I’ll live,” you say blithely.
His ensuing hum smacks of discontentment. “That is not what I asked.”
“I’m fine,” you reiterate, physically flapping away his concern, “It’s Tom who-... Oh, god. Tom!”
In an instantly regrettable move, you use your sore arm to shove yourself up off the truck’s grill and clamp your mouth shut to smother a pitiful whimper.
“There was another with you?” Optimus asks urgently.
Shaking off the pain, you fist a hand into your hair and tug anxiously at the strands, marching several paces away from the truck to stare down the road with a lip stuffed between your teeth. You can’t even see the shire horse anymore, your line of sight broken up by sparse bushes and pillars of orange rock.
Is he heading back to the dairy?
You can only hope so.
“Tom! He’s my horse,” you explain miserably, “Well, not my horse. Terry’s horse, but I was borrowing him to do a job for Terry, and then I fell off when that maniac sped by and I – I-!” You have to stop and suck down a shaking breath, your eyes stinging and blurring over with tears that you furiously swipe away with the back of your wrist. “I can’t believe I lost him! God, Terry’s gonna kill me!”
“He’s going to what?” Optimus demands as another burst of smoke erupts from the Peterbilt’s stacks.
“Hopefully not literally,” you add as an afterthought, mostly to yourself, “He gave me one job… One job, and I managed to cock that up as well.”
Optimus is silent behind you, but you can hear the crackling sand under the wheels of his truck as it rolls forwards, and you start to feel the warmth of its metal on your back.
“I hope you are not suggesting that any of this was your fault,” he informs you pointedly.
You can’t resist a derisive scoff at your own expense, turning around to face the truck and tipping your palms helplessly towards the ever-darkening sky. “You see anyone else around here to blame?” you ask with a hitch in your voice.
He might have said something in response, but your brain doesn’t register the words because at that moment, you catch your first glimpse of the other side of his truck, and a gasp jumps out of your throat, interrupting his satiny reassurances.
“Oh, Optimus,” you lament, laying a hand over your heart and venturing slowly back to the Peterbilt where you hesitate at its side, blinking wetly down at the warped metal and flecked paint; battle wounds from a vehicle that had borne the brunt of a violent collision. Your voice is thick with regret when you choke, “Your lovely truck!”
Said truck’s engine kicks out a sudden rev before it settles again, and Optimus clears his throat. “Ah, the damage is merely cosmetic,” he reassures you, “I am–… My vehicle’s systems are functioning optimally.”
And then, for some reason, his semi rolls back a few yards, bringing the tall bonnet of the vehicle level with you again. “It is you I am concerned about,” the driver adds sternly.
“Well, you shouldn’t be…” Suddenly anxious for an entirely different reason, you meander sideways back down the length of the truck and stretch out your fingertips, touching them gently to the crumpled metal and drawing them in a careful stroke along to the seam where the driver’s side door opens.
Blowing out a harsh breath through your cheeks, you flick a glance up to the window and say, “It looks bad, Optimus. This’ll be an expensive repair.”
Beneath your tiny fingertips, the engine pulses with powerful, steady beats, like the metal itself is has a working heart.
“Y/n…” he rumbles.
But you’re not finished.
Something has just dawned on you; the ugly truth that if it weren’t for you, none of this damage would be here.
“I… This is…” Stepping backwards, you lower your gaze to your wringing hands, brows pinched together and squeezing towards the centre of your forehead. “This wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t have to save me…”
The gears in your head start to turn, and after a trembling inhale, you force out, “It’s my fault, so I… I should pay for the repairs.”
You aren’t expecting him to snap your name so jarringly.
“Y/n.” Spoken, not shouted, but nonetheless his voice cuts through you like a hammer strike and sends you jerking back a step, mouth agape as you stare up at the driver’s window.
“Do you truly believe-” he starts, taking an audible pause as if to keep himself in check. Your eyes drift to the noticeably shuddering smokestacks. “- that I would value currency over the pricelessness of a human life? Of your life?”
For an awkward stretch of time, your mouth falls open and clicks shut as you flounder for a response. Befuddled, you squint up at the darkened window as if you might find some insight in the reflection of the desert landscape.
The truth of the matter is you simply don’t understand him.
He doesn’t even know you. In an ideal world, of course a life is more valuable than money. But your world is far from ideal. Growing up, it was impressed upon you that if you broke something that belonged to someone else, you paid to replace or fix it.
Hell, even going as far back as your school days, you can still remember the time you kicked a friend’s football over the fence where it bounced onto the main road and was promptly squashed by a passing car. The very next day, you went out to buy him a new one.
‘It was your fault,’ your father told you gruffly as he watched you upend your piggy bank and count out your hard-earned pocket money through watery eyes, ‘So you gotta pay for it.’
And yes, you recall thinking, that made sense.
The logic still carries over here, years down the line, albeit in very different circumstances with very much more money potentially involved.
If you hadn’t fallen off Tom, you wouldn’t have antagonised that driver, and Optimus wouldn’t have had to sacrifice his own truck to stop you from getting crushed flat by a drugged-out trafficker.
“But…” Rendered supremely uncertain by his conviction, you try to impress upon him the seriousness of the damage by gesturing to it with a weak flap of your hand. “But your truck…”
“-Can be repaired,” he responds patiently, if with a barely-there touch of exasperation, like you’re the one baffling him, “A life is not so easily replaced. And I will not have you paying for any damage I have sustained. I do not need, nor do I want your money.”
Is he suggesting that you get off Scot-free?
Well. That’s just…
Dumb.
It’s dumb. How are you supposed to learn from your mistakes if you never have to pay for them?
It’s the kind of thing someone for whom money is no object would say.
Perhaps, a small voice in the back of your head suddenly pipes up, briefly forgotten in the chaotic swirl of adrenaline and emotion, this is for the best.
It’s laughable, really. Here you are, offering to pay for repairs to a truck when you don’t even have enough money to pay for a-….
… Oh.
The weight of your phone suddenly begins to burn a hole in your pocket, as does the mysterious sum sitting prettily in your bank account.
In all honesty, it had entirely slipped your mind.
All at once, the air around you grows charged, unspoken words hanging between you and your timely saviour like blows ready to be traded.
The smokestacks on top of the semi shudder and kick out twin plumes of light grey fumes.
“Optimus,” you begin slowly, your voice tired but guarded, and just a little colder than intended, “There’s… something I need to ask you.”
And even though you half-expect it, you still flinch when the driver’s door suddenly pops open, swinging out wide in invitation.
“I will answer as best I can. But first, I am taking you somewhere safe,” Optimus tells you, and at to begin with, his tone is stern and leaves no room for argument. But after a second, you hear him sigh heavily, and the truck’s body creaks on its axles as its driver lowers his voice to gently prod, “You require medical attention. There is a clinic in town that…”
He trails off as you fold your arms over your chest and pointedly disregard the open door, instead levelling a severe frown up into the cab, standing your ground. “Out of the question.”
“Y/n…”
“I’m only getting into this truck if you promise to take me straight to Terry’s Dairy,” you say, “Otherwise, I’m walking.”
A light on the dashboard flickers brightly for a second before Optimus softly points out, “You are injured.”
Clicking your tongue, you ignore his very valid observation to primly retort, “Oh, don’t be daft. I fell off a horse, I didn’t break my leg.” And to prove your own point, you turn on your heel and begin to wander stiffly up the road.
Perhaps that had been foolish, given how surely you’re going to feel those blossoming bruises in the morning, but it’s far too late to draw to a halt now and show your hand.
As you might have expected, it’s not even a second later that you hear the hiss of brakes being decompressed, and the rumble of the semi’s engine as it pulls onto the road, rolling along behind you for several paces while Optimus calls, “If you will insist upon not seeking medical expertise, then I will, of course, bring you back to the Dairy. But… please, do not exacerbate your injuries.”
That, at the very least, gets you to stop. Privately, you’re relieved to. A fresh twinge in your knee suggests you may have bumped more than just the one shoulder. And in all honesty, you’re not exactly keen on traipsing up the same road that speedster had just driven along, all by yourself.
And there’s still the matter of the burning question you’ve been meaning to ask Optimus…
Hanging your head, you brace a hand on your hip and sigh through your nose as the massive truck coasts to a gentle stop beside you, shading you from the setting sun.
Without having to look, you know the passenger door now sits open, waiting for you to embark.
In your heart of hearts, you’re already praying that you’re wrong about all of this. That Optimus isn’t the person who put that money into your account. But the more you hear from him, the more it strikes you as something he might just be able - and willing - to pull off.
But why?
Nobody is that nice. Nobody gives ten thousand to a stranger they just met. You can’t help but wonder if he has an ulterior motive?
‘Paranoia is unbecoming,’ your mother told you after you complained that the latest in her string of lovers was paying just a little too much attention to the contents of your laundry basket.
You don’t mean to be paranoid, it’s just….
“Ahem…” Somehow, he manages to offer the politest cough you’ve ever heard.
Innocent until proven guilty, right?
“Right,” you decide under your breath, pivoting towards the truck and finding that, yes, the door is indeed wide open in invitation.
Inclining your head to peer up at the cab, you reach out for the grab handle and say, “Straight back to the dairy, all right?”
Optimus doesn’t hesitate, perhaps knowing that any pause would be immediately noted.
“You have my word,” he tells you solemnly, unable to resist adding, “Though I think it would be prudent of you to reconsider.”
With a half-hearted tut, you slide your fingers around the warm band of metal and haul yourself up onto the first step.
Or at least you try to.
In hindsight, it was rather stupid to grab the handle with your right hand. The hand connected to your right shoulder. The same shoulder you landed on when you fell from Tom, and again when you threw yourself to the ground to avoid becoming a smear across a handsome, scarlet bonnet.
You’re not even in the air for a second when a shooting streak of agony lances straight across your shoulder blades and jabs an unseen, red-hot poker into the muscle just below your neck.
Your eyes bulge open wide, and your mouth parts to suck in a choked gasp. But worse still, your fingers promptly go slack on the handle and then slip off as your entire body begins to tip backwards, one foot still in the air behind you, and the other perched precariously on the truck’s step.
It wouldn’t be so bad if you hadn’t been falling at such an awkward angle, but right as you squeeze your eyes shut and prepare for yet another painful jolt through your coccyx-
“Ough!” A clumsy shout is knocked from your lungs when something snakes around your left forearm and goes taut.
Just like that, your impromptu tumble comes to a jarring halt.
Your eyes flash open, blinking widely up into the cab.
You can still feel the leg extended out behind you, dangling uselessly above the ground. And you’re still aware that the heel of your other boot is balanced on the hard metal edge of the step. You’re being held in place, anchored to the semi by the thin, grey seatbelt that’s whipped out to wrap itself several times over around your forearm.
Did you…. Grab it? Somehow? When you…
But no.
It had to have moved. It had to. Hell, it’s still moving.
Even now, you can feel the fabric shift and tighten against your skin as it reels you steadily in towards the door, like it has a mind of its own…
“What… kind of truck did you say this was?” you ask dumbly, letting your hand fumble for the door handle when it’s guided there by the belt.
The belt is still looped around your arm when you’re half tugged, half helped into the cab proper, and it only comes loose when you gather enough wits to actually pry it off, picking at the fabric with shaking fingers until it goes slack, and you can slide it over your lap and into the catch with a ‘click.’
Slowly, you withdraw your hands, eyeing the belt as if it might spring to life again at any moment.
“Remote-accessed seatbelts?” you breathe dubiously, quirking a brow at the empty driver’s seat for lack of anyone to make eye contact with.
Sensibly, Optimus doesn’t reply, and soon enough, the uniform purr of the truck’s engine kicks up underneath you as it starts to drive, settling into a deliberately sedate pace along the road to Terry’s farm.
“… You had a question for me,” Optimus prods no more than a few seconds after you’ve driven off.
Straight and to the point. He isn’t beating around any bushes, not like you are, apprehensive of a potential confrontation.
It… quite suddenly occurs to you that you’ve just entered the truck of a man you’ve interacted with exactly once before today. A man who apparently has… an unusual amount of control over his own vehicle…
Jesus, no wonder Terry thinks you’re a dunce.
And yet you’re not here to marvel over the wonders and advancements of modern technology. You’ve never been especially tech-savvy. You know your way around a smart phone and a computer just as much as the next person. But you’re well aware there are concepts out there in the works that you simply haven’t fathomed yet.
You shift uncomfortably in the clean leather seats, eyeing the dried manure that’s caking the sides of your boots, and grimace. “I did,” you finally say in response to Optimus’s prompt. Then, straightening up a little and dragging your eyes up to the road ahead… “I do.”
You’re not sure about the question any more though. Suddenly, you feel unprepared. While you’d resolved to confront Optimus about the money, you realise now that you never actually gave any thought as to how you’d react if he confirms your suspicions.
And now that he’s most likely just saved your life, you find yourself in an even more unenviable predicament.
“Look, before I say anything else,” you start, scrubbing your hands over your thighs, “I wanted to say thank you. For showing up back there. I really am grateful. Sorry I didn’t say it sooner.”
Optimus’s gentler-than-average tone seeps into the cab, surrounding you in with its deep, warm hum that distracts you from the lingering ache in your shoulder.
“You have nothing to be sorry for,” he tells you sincerely, “I would do it again in a sp-… in a heartbeat.”
You chalk up the skip in his voice to a speaker malfunction.
Lowering your stare to the footwell once again, you purse your lips and click your tongue, feeling guilty now that you’re about to accuse him of anything. Optimus is, as you figured last night, the good sort. He wouldn’t be so underhanded as to invade your privacy like that, would he?
Only one way to find out…
“Optimus,” you begin, hooking your thumbs over each other and squeezing, “Last night, when I managed to charge my phone, I saw something odd.”
All he does is make a soft sound of affirmation through his speakers, coaxing you wordlessly to continue.
“It was my bank account,” you say in a rush, “There was some money in there… A lot of money. Money that, ah… wasn’t in it yesterday morning.”
“Mm,” he hums, curious. Innocent.
You start to doubt yourself.
“You wouldn’t…. happen to know anything about that, would you?”
You’d been expecting any number of responses.
Maybe an incredulous laugh? Maybe some sort of flimsy excuse if he was the culprit.
What you aren’t expecting, however, is for Optimus to offer a very mellow, very straightforward, “Yes. I sent it to you. I hope it sufficed.”
Everything, absolutely everything – the drug-dealer, nearly being the victim of a hit-and-run, the lost Shire horse, the trouble you’ll no doubt be in with Terry when you get back – it all gets shoved to the wayside, and your mind comes to a screeching halt.
Very stiffly, you lift your head, staring with unseeing eyes through the windscreen.
“You what?”
The worst part about it is, he really has the gall to sound confused when he elaborates, “I sent it. I have no use for the money. With you, I thought it would be put to good use…”
“It was you,” you realise quietly, incredulous.
And then, as if your head wasn’t already reeling. “I… apologise if ten thousand was an insufficient sum,” he murmurs.
Insufficient.
Insu-fucking-ficient?
“Ten thousand….” Your lips peel back over your teeth, gradually exposing the gums as you twist your neck around to aim a baleful glare at the driver’s seat. “You dropped… ten thousand into my bank account…” Then, balling your hands into fists, you let out a derisive laugh and bellow, “Are you out of your goddamn mind!?”
The steering wheel suddenly rolls to the side as if it’s flinching away from your unexpected outburst, and in doing so, the whole vehicle veers out into the middle of the road before righting itself once more, smoothly drifting back over into its lane.
For his part, Optimus is firstly mortified that he’d made such an erratic movement that could have further worsened your injuries, and secondly shocked at the sudden outcry from the little human in his cab.
Of all the responses he expected from you, he didn’t anticipate one that would be quite so explosive.
At once, he angles his rearview mirror towards your face, relieved that you don’t seem to notice the motion, and analyses the expression darkening your delicate features.
Lips drawn back to reveal your teeth – a typical human threat display. Eyes wide and wild, pupils small even in the dim light of his cab.
He’d write it off as anger… if anger and fear didn’t look so much alike. He’s seen plenty of both, enough to recognise one from the other if he pays attention.
In an instant, Optimus’s frame wilts around him, his tyres slowing to a crawl on the dusty road.
He’s frightened you. Again.
Though this time he isn’t sure that he understands why.
It seldom happens that the Prime is lost for worst, but right now, the diplomatist in him can’t come up with anything more than an inelegant, “Pardon?”
Which, judging by the thunderous cloud that descends over your eyes, was the wrong thing to come back with.
If you would just tell him what the problem is, he’ll fix it, in any way he can.
He braces himself for another shout, but is surprised when your voice doesn’t reach that same crescendo again. Apparently, you’d even startled yourself.
Even so, there’s still no shortage of venom in your tone when you snap, “You can’t just-! Just GIVE ten thousand dollars to someone! And right after I told you I wasn’t a charity!”
Ah… He wonders if this is a matter of pride…
“You needed it,” he tells you calmly, sending a soothing pulse through the air before he once again recalls that you’re not a Cybertronian, “I did not.”
“THAT-!”
Back to shouting. He’s usually better at this.
“-IS COMPLETELY BESIDES THE POINT!”
Optimus finds himself tied for words again. If he could just explain to you that human money really has no value to him, you’d probably understand. The US Government give him a relatively generous stipend to spend on certain necessities should the need ever arise.
He’s barely had to dip into it at all though, and only ever for things like the base’s monitors, some structurally sound sofas for the children, that new laptop Rafael couldn’t afford but had somehow turned up in the boy’s backpack regardless…
All things that barely made a dent in the sum Optimus currently has sitting in limbo.
What better use for unspent funds than to give them to someone who really needs them?
If you would only allow him to help you-
“You were totally out of line, doing that!” you continue, breathing hard, “Not only was it a… a gross invasion of my boundaries, but it also looks completely suspicious!”
Briefly, Optimus wonders if you ever studied medicine. There’s a certain medic he knows who would get a kick out of seeing his old friend being scolded by somebody one-twentieth his size.
But your words do give him pause.
An invasion of your boundaries… That, he finds most concerning. Thinking back on it, you did say you’d have to respectfully decline his offer of financial assistance…. But he only meant to….
Ah. He may be starting to see where he’s put a foot wrong.
It isn’t for him to decide why you shouldn’t be upset. It’s for him to acknowledge that you are, and that he’s the reason for it.
“I mean, do I even want to know how you managed to pull off a transfer like that!? Wait! Don’t even tell me! I don’t!” you steamroll over the plausible excuse he was about to give you, “Just-! Just do me one favour.”
Optimus is only too happy to jump on the opportunity to make things right again. Again, he can hear Arcee scoffing in his audials, deriding him for needing the approval of a human he’s just met. Regardless, he pushes her snark to the side and speeds up as he earnestly replies, “Name it.”
The look you’re giving his empty seat is as fearsome as you can no doubt make it, but that doesn’t disguise the moisture building behind your delicate eyelids. Something about what comes next is hard for you. He doesn’t miss that.
“Take it back,” you try to say evenly, squeezing the fabric of his seatbelt between quivering fingers.
Optimus’s spark twists with indecision. You need the money. He knows it, you know it. What are you punishing yourself for? “… Are you certain?” he stresses.
“You got it in there, you can damn well draw it out again,” you bark, giving a hard sniff that does little to stop the tiny bead of salty water from spilling onto your lashes, “Take it back!”
You won’t let him help you.
The Prime’s EM field hums, troubled. He’s only slightly glad you can’t pick up on it like his team could.
‘This human is not your charge, Optimus,’ a voice that sounds suspiciously like Ratchet’s pipes up at the back of his processor.
But if not his, then whose? You’re all by yourself out here, you confirmed that much last night.
But this distress… This isn’t what he wants. If trying to help you like this only leads to suspicion and upset, then he’ll have to take a step back and reassess his angle, like any good pragmatist.
You jump a few inches off the seat when the phone in your shirt pocket vibrates with a shrill ‘ding!’
Casting a chary glare at the truck’s steering wheel, you fish the phone out and tap its screen with your thumb, lighting up the interior of the cab in cool, blue light.
There’s a message on the screen. Short, and bittersweet, headed by the name of your bank.
‘£8,000 has been withdrawn from your account.’
A single eyebrow slides up your forehead. “All of it please, Optimus.”
“….”
‘Ding!’
‘£2000 has been withdrawn from your account.’
There. It’s done. You feel a crushing weight lift instantly from your chest.
“Thank you,” you sigh loudly, sagging backwards against his seat with a tiny smile.
“If it is of any consolation,” he begins in that soft timbre of his, “Causing you this undue distress was the furthest thing from my mind.”
You… think you believe him. Or maybe you just want too badly to believe that there are really people out here who only want to help. You want to believe him, which is why it hurts so much that you don’t.
Because something else has just occurred to you.
That Aston driver… you’re fairly certain he’s caught up in bad business. If not the drug trade, then some other equally awful affair. And he’d driven off the moment Optimus arrived. But he’d shown up less than twenty-four hours after Optimus put all that money into your account? For no apparent reason?
There are dots here. And you’re connecting them with flimsy, frayed string, but they all seem to be coming together… somehow. Because this can’t all be a coincidence, can it?
A mysterious truck driver just happens to find some drifter walking into town without a penny to their name, someone who had left their entire family behind them to start a new life. Someone who wouldn’t necessarily be missed. And that drifter just happens to have a suspicious amount of money dumped into their account one day, only to get attacked by a faceless driver the next?
You don’t know what Optimus is hiding….
But you’re starting to smell a rat.
Blearily, your eyes drift over to the windscreen and you focus on the view beyond, noticing that the sky is far darker now, and the twinkling lights of Terry’s dairy have risen up over the curve of the road to meet you.
“You can drop me here,” you murmur, spent from the relief and from raising your voice, “I can walk the rest.”
“I wish I could comply with your request, Youngling, especially after what I’ve done, but… regrettably there is a matter of grave importance that I must bring to your attention.”
You wheeze out a subdued laugh. Of course there is.
“That… driver,” Optimus continues, “I’m afraid he is more dangerous than you realise.”
“Yeah… yeah I’m well aware of just how dangerous he is,” you grumble, scratching the bend of one elbow and grimacing at the dried blood under your fingernail, “Whatever. I’ll call the police and they’ll track him down.”
“I’m afraid it isn’t quite that simple,” he explains with the pointed patience of a man trying to explain something rather simple to a child, “You see, that… driver now knows your face. And worse still, I fear, he knows that you and I are acquainted.”
You don’t know if you’re imagining the quiet whine of his engine when Optimus sighs deeply and adds, “It is entirely my fault that you are now in danger, but I could not just… I would never just sit back and allow him to hurt you.”
Danger?
Your stomach sinks down through the soles of your boots.
Son of a bitch, you knew this guy was too good to be true.
With your suspicions all but confirmed, you give a sudden jab at the seatbelt catch, barely pausing to see if it’s come loose before you twist in your seat to give the door handle a sudden, vicious yank, though the whole thing remains sealed tight.
You don’t hear Optimus grunt in surprise.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“Let me out,” you tell him as calmly as you can.
Optimus’s brakes engage, but he doesn’t open the door, preoccupied with trying to coax you back into your seat. “Y/n, please listen to me, I am trying to help you understand-“
“-Understand what!?” you blurt, still fruitlessly trying the handle, “That your buddy back there wouldn’t have tried to kill me if he didn’t know you’d stashed the money on me?”
“I-… I beg your pardon?”
“Save it,” you snap, giving up on the handle and instead trying to pry the lock out of its slot beside the window, “Just let me out, and I’ll forget about this whole thing. You’ll never have to speak to me again. I won’t tell anyone just-!”
Alarm flares through the Prime’s circuitry. This is quickly getting out of hand. You’ve misunderstood in perhaps the worst way possible. He doesn’t want to never speak to you again. Quite the opposite, in fact-
A fist suddenly connects with his dashboard, startling Optimus into returning his focus to you, and to your frantic, haggard expression.
“Damnit, Optimus!” you yelp, curled up as close to his door as you can get, “You let me out of this truck right now!”
And Optimus, registering the high levels of cortisol flooding into your system, doesn’t delay a moment longer, unlocking his passenger door with a dull ‘click.’
You’d have fallen straight out of him if he hadn’t kept the door hinges stiff to catch you against it, opening it just gradually enough that you can shove against it in your haste to scramble out, but not fast enough to lose your balance and topple head over heels onto the sand.
‘Fix this,’ a whispering voice tells him, his own, no doubt. And he will, for your own safety, he has to.
But right now, you’re shutting his door with more gentleness than he’s sure you want to exert, and staggering away from him, rounding the back of his vehicle mode rather than move up front. Whatever conclusions you’ve drawn, you’ve drawn in tight, and you don’t look like you’re willing to let them go.
“Listen,” you start with a gleam in your eye that’s trying so much to be hard and unaffected, but to the Prime’s scrutiny only seems scared and betrayed, “Thank you for saving me, thank you for trying to help, but whatever it is you’ve got going on, Optimus, I want nothing to do with it.”
“Y/n,” he calls after you, rolling off the road after you as you veer in a straight line towards the start of the dairy farm’s drive, “Please-“
“-Leave me alone!” He doesn’t miss the hitch in your throat.
Dejected, Optimus’s wheels grind to a halt on the sand, and there he sits, watching you retreat further and further into the darkness with a limp to your step and one hand cupped over your wounded shoulder.
The Prime’s matrix is roiling in his chest.
Heaving a mechanical sigh, he sinks on his metal struts and pulls up the last few minutes of conversation to the forefront of his processor.
With your face now undoubtedly fixed in Knockout’s crosshairs, there’s no question that you’re already more involved than he ever intended for you to be. Guilt… isn’t something he should dwell on. But the tears in your eyes… put there by Optimus himself…
The engine of a great semi-truck roars to life, and the metal titan carefully backs out onto the road behind him, never once taking his optics off the tiny figure in front of him as it disappears into an old, tumbledown farmhouse.
You do need to read the fic that inspired this one for this fic to make sense. HERE it is!
Read it on AO3: HERE
summary: The tfp kids are stuck on the nemesis. No Decepticon expected the earthlings to be so difficult.
The kids looked at Soundwave from inside their clear container, then as the other Decepticons left the room closing the door leaving them with Soundwave.
Miko, as usual, decided to break the silence “Well I don’t know what I was planing but this was against it all.”
“Miko,” Jack signed in slight exasperation. Soundwave merely turned to the monitors in front of him. Not even bothering to unhook Lazerbevak. The walls were slippery and clear. Glancing Jack and Miko knowing that they were actually caught this time.
Jack broke the silence this time “We might as well continue what we would have done.”
Miko latched onto this shiny new topic instead of the hopelessness of their current situation. “OH my GOD yes. I actually kept track of how often they did it. I tried talking to Bulkhead about keeping track while we were out, but he was very uncomfortable and said he wouldn’t.”
“I would have done that with Arcee but I know she views Optimus like a Dad, so she would have also been highly disturbed. Maybe it doesn’t translate correctly?” Jack paused for a moment to gather the gratuitous the next sentence required “The amount of eyefucking they’ve done this past week was off the charts.” I nodded frantically while sitting down on the floor and placing my backpack on my lap. While keeping track of what I could understand off of the screen SoundWave was working on.
“Yea. I know when I’m hanging with Ratchet they have their intense glances at each other.” I finally piped up. Absently noting that SoundWave briefly paused in typing before resuming with a more … intent air about him. ‘Interesting’ I thought to myself. Continuing to speak piecing together a few different scenarios “OH! There was this one time. I can’t even describe it. Jack, can you pretend to be Optimus for a moment” Turning to Miko “This will really give you the picture of what happened.” On the word picture, I aggressively made eye contact with Miko, made a square with my thumb and pointer finger to gesture in the direction of Soundwave. There was a slight spark of understanding but mainly confusion in return.
Preceding to exaggerate the scenario “I almost wanted to hack the cameras to borrow the security video” Still aggressively making eye contact with Miko and stressing the word camera and video and made another vague gesture to Soundwave, hoping she’d connect the dots. “Just so I could show you two, but reenacting what happened will be just as good. The proportions between Jack and I are about that of Optimus and Ratchet.”
Miko’s smirk and very slightly holding up her phone greatly reassured me.
Sending a quick smile I turned mostly to Jack “You game to pretending to be Optimus?”
Looking between the two of us, Mikos hidden camera, and the bot where I vaguely gestured and the completely unblocked view of the screen he was working on, the dots visibly connecting with the small smile spreading across his face. “Yea. I’m all good with that. Especially as our cafe time has been rudely interrupted.”
He placed his backpack ext to Miko and walked back. I saw that Miko now had Jacks phone in her hands. Brilliant!
I also placed my backpack next to Miko while handing her my phone and slowly demonstrating the opening code.
Getting next to Jack I continued idly as if I wasn’t staging anything at all. ‘Jack, man, we gotta do the voices. They are so unrealistic that it’s hilarious.”
“Definitely. As long as you do them with me. I feel you do a better impression of Arcee than either of us can do.” Going along with the verbal distraction.
“Hey! Was Bulkhead there? I’ve been getting detention somewhat frequently recently.” Carelessly shrugging while keeping the camera stable and saying carelessly “Whoops.”
~Four hours later~
In the middle of us talking Soundwave slammed down his hands on the keyboard. Before abruptly walking over to our … box that we were imprisoned inside. He reached in and grabbed each of us and placed us in one of his arms. Our legs were hanging down in free space. He noticed our bags and haphazardly gave them to each of us only seeming to care that we were holding onto one.
Thankfully our shared high school experience allowed great practice for keeping our phones hidden and in our hands.
Soundwave wordlessly walked towards a wall and summoned a ground bridge in front of a wall. We walked into a Mexican standoff with Starscream and a few of the identical Steves all pointing their guns at the Autobots. As a collective, they turned to us as we appeared in their location.
Soundwave continued to walk towards the Autobots with us dangling in one of his arms, completely ignoring the entire exchange between Optimus and Starscream. Without even bothering to stop Soundwave handed Miko off to Bulkhead lifting her by the back of her shirt, me off to Bumblebee in the same fashion, then Jack was off safe in Arcee’s arms.
Sharply turning around Soundwave walked back towards the ground bridge that he summoned. Ignoring all the attempts that Starscream made to get his attention. I quickly caught Miko’s smirk and looked over at Jack to see if we really should do it. The answering smile made the decision for me.
Miko and Jack called out almost in sync “Bye Uncle Soundwave!”
I called out just after them purposely more childish “Buh bye Uncle Soundy! We’ll have to get together for another cafe sesh again!” The other two piped up their agreement saying this was barely the basics to understand.
Watching in glee as Soundwave only matched away and into the ground bridge faster.
As soon as the ground bridge closed behind us Miko piped up “Optimus! We have presents for you. We have videos of whatever Soundwave was working on while we were captured.
“What! Either way, stop dallying and get the children into the beds for a check-up.” Ratchet called out. While the rest of the team looked at us in concern and shock.
“No idea what he was working on, but we caught it all on camera. We need to send it to you.”Jack continued.
“Though please mute it. We had to blab on and on about literal nothings to cover our tracks.” Miko continued
Seeing the concern on their faces “Yea, like that hour-long argument and the tearful reunion and apologies over which Hogwarts houses each of you belong in.” I called out. “I didn’t know you could cry on demand, Miko.”
“The wild patch of blueberries that Arcee stopped by but maybe they aren’t blueberries cause I puked a few times. But the thought is what counted as she knows I love blueberries.” Jack continued
The times I spent ranting about every minute detail about SmashMonkey and their genius music even down to their sheet music.” Sighed Miko. “What good times.”
Arcee muttered confused “I’ve never taken you to any patch of blueberries?”
Bulkhead piped up “But not long ago you were ranting that there were too many different instruments with incredibly simple and short parts to them?”
With a snap of her fingers, Miko proudly retorted “Exactly. We were good little chatty prisoners. We just gave them nothing useful and usually made up.”
This time Arcee spoke “How’d you get Soundwave to let you go? I’ve never seen him lose his cool or walk so fast?”
With fake innocence, Jack responded “No idea. We were just gossiping. We didn’t have the time to bring out the play on words, puns, or even a single direct quote from memes.”
Huffing on her amusement “Just let Ratchet look you over before any more time passes. He’ll have a conniption if he dosen’t.”
There were three already prepared human-sized beds for us to get onto. Reluctantly we walked to our doom when Bee asked “What’s up with calling Soundwave, Uncle?”
I answered “He was sort of babysitting all of us while we were in a cube. It reminded me of my Uncle Ernesto - I stole him from a movie. Obviously, their shared traits meant they must have some sort of spiritual connection making him an Uncle. Then because Jack, Miko, and I also have a spiritual sibling-hood it means Uncle Ernesto is their Uncle as well, so in extension, it means Soundwave is their Uncle too.” Nodding solemnly.
Jack just started to laugh. While handing his phone to me to get the videos to Ratchet and Optimus.
~later when the children were sent home under the more alert and watchful eye of their respective Guardian. No particular time was chosen but it is late at night or early in the morning depending on ho why you look at it. Either way, only Ratchet and Optimus are at the base.~
“What are the children doing - “ Ratchet was cut off when he walked into the hanger. There were no children, but Optimus was beginning the work of carefully going through the video files the children smuggled to them.
Needlessly Optimus stated, “I’ve started to review the footage the children have retrieved for us.”
Ratchet: “Why isn’t it muted? Do you want to listen to whatever the children have said to have driven off all mechs Soundwave to the brink of insanity?”
Mikos loud exclamation cut between the two of them “You’re right! Ratchet is a Grumpy Grandpa!!”
Ratchets helm snapped to the screen “What?!” he cried.
Raf’s voice said a little quieter “It makes so much sense doesn’t it. However, I’d have to add onto the grumpy grandpa bit. He’s a grandparent who has a highly important and busy job along with several children and grandchildren, but he seems confused as to how he even managed to get one kid let alone several.”
Jack agreed “That really is what seems to have happened. Obviously, Optimus is the dad. He radiates those vibes.”
Miko agreed fervently “The vibes are all dad ones. And like Ratchet he doesn’t know the vibes he’s giving off along with a very important and busy job and several children to give the exact equal amount of attention to or else the other children will feel abandoned.
“Old friend,” Optimus murmured, “Before landing, we knew that humankind had an accelerated and exaggerated sense of community and family, but I never thought that they would think of us as an extension to that.”
“What do you mean? They are mocking me!” Ratchet exclaimed. His point was theoretically proven when Raf joked “The ultimate weapon, a disappointed, Scottish, Grumpy grandpa Ratchet,” then in a terrible attempt at a Scottish accent and only vaguely mimicking Ratchets voice continued “Bulkhead, I needed that.”
“This is only the first 30 minutes of the recordings to go through and already they have said and shown that the three of them consider us their family.” Optimus continued with a rare gentile smile on his face.
No one knows but Optimus saved some of the recordings to his personal banks, to recall later.
---Idk how to fit this in the fic but just before leaving for home after everyone was cleared by Ratchet healthwise, the children once again say “please mute it.” Then bring up the point that the nonsense they were saying was purposefully annoying and was enough to break Soundwave in a few hours.---
I had a full conversation with my friends (all 3 of them) today about one of the autobots calling Optimus dad on accident one time but it just stuck so everyone just started calling Optimus dad instead of his name. Optimus secretly loves it
Chapter summary: This is set a few days after Samantha came online. I'm not bothering to have her mess up with simple things like walking. This focuses on the issues of having sensitive wings, but still wanting a hug from your best friend. Even though your best friend is willing to hug - bee is only leaning lightly into the hugs and not using his arms like a weirdo. Sam wants to know why.
Inspiration fic: Don't say you'd rather walk by ChronoQuantify.
Masterlist: X
Ch.1, Ch.3
Jazz in particular accidentally came across the two bots in a small snit...over how the best hugging position. Bee knew how sensitive and delicate wings were. But particularly how sensitive her wings are. He dosen’t even want to contemplate touching Sam’s new wings without an emergency necessitating touch. (It also dosen’t help that everyone at the base had some version of talk about the sensitivity level of her wings and the general understanding that the standard touching requires a huge amount of trust normally only given to the closest of medical professionals - under a strict set of circumstances, family members, lovers, and children. Usually in that order too)
Sam is understanding that her new wings are indeed sensitive - she feels them all the time to the point of being angry when the wind picks up speed. Yet, she knows and trusts Bumblebee to be gentle with her wings. Bee just isn’t trusting himself in this situation.
What Jazz saw was Sam throwing up her servos in the air before turning to Bee saying ‘fine, I’ll demonstrate what I mean then’, and walking the distance between the two of them. Jazz carefully backed away wanting to see what happens. If they were going to discover making out he didn’t want to see that, and nor did he want to be seen and possibly interrupt, but dammit this was the hottest gossip and there were multiple bets to be kept track of. Jazz’s helm popped back around the corner when he heard a vague metallic bump on the other side.
He saw a completely surprised Bumblebee with his servos carefully not touching any part of the femme. Sam had her arms wrapped around Bee’s frame gently coming from under his arms. She pulled away slightly to meet Bee’s optics. “This is how I usually hug. It feels most comfortable as you are still taller than I am.” Bee very slightly nodded though notably his door wings never shifted from their nervous high upwards position.
Sam continued “Alright how are you going to return it? I’ve seen you exchange quick hugs with others, so I know you know how to hug. Or do you want to look like a startled kitten?”
Jazz continued to watch in rapt suspense. He knew the problem, her wings. Bee was also usually the smallest bot around. Unfortunately, it seemed Bee took too long to respond as Sam continued slowly pulling away further “Unless you don’t want to hug me?”
Frantically Bee closed the space between the two of them “NO! No, no. It’s just…your wings. They’re-”
“Yes, yes.” Physically waving a servo away as if it was inconsequential “My wings are sensitive. I’m the one that feels them consistently. Bee,” Insisting on meeting his optics and gentling her tone “Bee, I know you will be careful.”
Finally accepting his fate - ‘oh no the horror of being hugged by a stunning femme in and out who is clearly attracted to you just as much as you are to her’ Jazz’s processor snidely mocked - he carefully wrapped his arms around Sam’s shoulders and incredibly gently touched her wings.
“See, it's all good. Hugs are best when they’re reciprocated.” Sam’s voice was barely audible to Jazz’s audio sensors. Smiling Jazz walked quietly away. Knowing the two young bots, they weren't going to move for a little while. Better to share the good news and steals a picture or two. Sometimes they were too cute for words.
After that, it wasn't an uncommon sight to see Bee touching Sam’s wings more casually. Though there was always a moment when Bee made sure that it was still alright. The first few times Ratchet and Optimus saw it happen, the two of them visibly paused for a moment to recalibrate what they knew. Each has taken one of the bots in question under their guidance in a parental manner. (Optimus with Bumblebee and Ratchet with Sam.)
