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[nobodys-hekatonchires]

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Hek or Nobody - They/Them - Adult Zone

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Main hyperfixations: Transformers | Outlast Trials | Resident Evil | The Flash (2014)

Others include: Ace Attorney, BatFam, Days Gone, HTTYD, Mission Impossible, RDR2, Tomb Raider, Top Gun, Uncharted

I also enjoy EPIC: the musical, Coldplay, and Imagine Dragons.

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[fangirling-phoenix]

Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[candyskiez]

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[tlirsgender]

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

[tlirsgender]

"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me

[bumblewyn]

#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled

[thepurplewombat]

My ability to not watch stuff is out of control. It's so powerful I end up not watching stuff I was fully intending to watch

[northoftheroad]

Kindred souls right there…

[bennyshadow]

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

[callithumpwhump]

Characters that are gravely and shamefully convinced that they are dangerous, able to kill, have no control of their power, that would rather die than injure someone close to them. Characters that yell and scream and scramble to back away, throwing their hands up and crying 'Please, stay back, I don't want to hurt you.' Characters that think they are nothing but a loose cannon, a loaded gun, a ticking time bomb.

[pain-in-the-everywhere]

I love it when Whumpee is leaning on things. They're dizzy, nauseous, in too much pain to stand, or just plain tired, and they can't get by without some kind of support.

Leaning on cabinets and against walls in people's houses. Propping their head up with their hands at the dining table. Steadying themself against a banister on the stairs. Holding on to the post of the traffic light for dear life while they wait to cross the road because if they stand still unsupported they will fall to the ground.

It's such a small display of I am not feeling good, but once another character notices it becomes so obvious. This person is weak and vulnerable. Either I can help them, or I can hurt them further. It's not like they're in any position to stop me.

[spaceacetrexi]

As someone who usually writes the title and description of fics before I write the majority of said fic, what always has me hesitating before posting on Ao3 is actually figuring out the rating.

It's like, oh, this one's pretty short. It should be good to be General. And then, as I'm checking for formatting issues, I remember that the main character literally gets shot. Plus, there's some swearing. Which has me bumping it up to Teen.

At least, with any of my Mature fics, it's because I'm slapping a Graphic Depictions of Violence warning on them, which makes the rating easy to figure out. It's that line between General and Teen that always has me hesitating. But nobody's complained yet, so I must be making the right call.

[cinematicexcursions]

sorry what did you say? I was too busy thinking about that shot of Agamemnon once the gates opened in the Odessey

[gemsofgreece]

I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing.

The entire population on the planet: What is this shit, Nolan?! The Fortnite team: You know what, actually...

[nobodys-hekatonchires]

Agamemnon's armour is my hear me out. Not the guy. The armour.

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[nobodys-hekatonchires]

No Anticlea, no Laetes.

How does Odysseus know his mother died?!?!?!?!? Thrice he tried to embrace her and thrice he failed, where?!?!

[bacchilles]

however. i do enjoy the faceless specter of agamemnon

[panathenaia]

nolan did a lot of things in that film but not including penelope testing him with the marriage bed is maybe the most unforgivable of all