Straw Hat Pirates Rap Cypher by Rustage
Never really seen One Piece, but this alone kinda makes me want to dive in.
Lyrics under the cut
Monkey D. Luffy (Performed by Rustage)
Straight out the
East Blue, call me Luffy, I’m a beast too
Anybody you speak to will tell you what I’ve been through
I’m as fast as a pistol, blastin you suckers
I reckon that now I’m steppin up, gettin rough gear second
I’m the captain
Activating Haki, I’m cracking knuckles, attacking so buckle up if you’re lacking
Watch my bounty as it’s racking up
You ain’t ever stacking up
I will fucking end you if you ever hurt my Nakama
It doesn’t matter if you’re navy,
you’re crazy to face me
The aura of a conqueror, even Kaido is shaky
I’m breaking in
cause I’m made to win
I may be rubber, but you’ll need protection from this pirate king
Roronoa Zoro (Performed by None Like Joshua)
Yo it’s Roronoa Zoro, yeah my swords overkill
With a blade in my mouth, so my word flow spills
more blood from a pirate, marine, or fishman with gills
I’ll cut your verse in half
Mihawk givin me the skills
Scars all on my body?
But I’ll leave one on your brain
Just ask Kuma when I took in all of Luffy’s pain
I don’t need a Devil Fruit if you want to see my strength
Hard work, yeah I trained to take Pica to the grave
Slicing back and forth
you know I got a stick for playing Haki
with my Wado Ichimonji
While Sanji sponsored by Nike
Lost my left eye from the waterfalls I chased, but you forgot me?
I’m the greatest swordsman
even after my days I’ll be there on top
while I sleep
Nami (Performed by Savvy Hyuga)
Third memeber of the Straw Hats, but call me Nami
Luffy set me free now I’m navigating him to the One Piece
No need to judge me, it’s just a little pickpocketing
But let me give you a lesson here on some chemistry
Usin’ gusts to make you fall back
Do you want a taste of my staff before you see the lightning flash
n’ hear the thunder crash from my climatact
leave you shakin’ from my thunder lance, can you dodge a weather based attack?
Go ahead and come at me, I’ll watch you pass through
Tell me which tempo that you want me to use
So many combinations, I don’t know which one to choose
Let’s get this over with so I can collect all your revenue
Usopp (Performed by Nux Taku)
Now you’re messing with a veteran
I’m better than anybody
I got an army, crushing all your skeletons
I head up into battle, leave you rattled with my squad
Pray to me, a deity, a sniper
God (Ay)
I’m a sharpshooter so I can’t miss (Ay)
Over longer distance with advantage (Ay)
Got the craftsmanship that is demanded (Woo!)
Your small IQ won’t even understand it
They say I’m lying, but honestly it’s all trickery
Literally, I’m just carrying this crew with my abilities
Hitting me? It’s unlikely.
Come on try to fight me
May have had my issues but I’ve put all that behind me
Sanji (Performed by Eddie Rath)
It all started on a ship in the North Blue
A protégé to the Zeff, what a cool dude
Cut off his leg tryna save and preserve food
Suddenly now you got a friend to preserve you
We all tried to survive from the violence
as we march in an army of pirates
The ocean is a grave full of silence
Enemies wonder, where the time went
I remember I was nothing but a thin joke
My calves on fire, get your face broke
As you sleeping the chef will remain woke
They want beef but they don’t want the Vinsmoke
Tony Tony Chopper (Performed by GameboyJones)
Everybody get to the Chopper
If you got a bounty on your head, Imma pop ya
Girlies think I’m cute
‘Bout to make it reindeer
All about the money, so the enemies should stay clear
Now I joined in with this great little group of pirates
Don’t mess with the squad or we will get violent
Isn’t it ironic I bring pain as the doctor
I could save your life when I drop ya
Now, watch your tone with Tony
or I’ll fold you phonies
Every line’s ginuwine like I rode the pony
and you acting folly
when you saying we don’t run streets
Straw Hat crew and we coming for that One Piece
Nico Robin (Performed by DaisyBanaisy)
Last survivor of my home town
Persecuted for my knowledge
so I’m on my own now
We about to go down,
chilling with tea or we get wild
The name is Nico Robin and I am the Devil Child
Crew archaeologist, information I’m logging it
I got in with the Straw Hats, now I’m reading Poneglyphs
Haven’t you forgotten this girl is straight power
See my hands sprouting and blossom like a flower
Intelligence is unmatched
Show me where the fun’s at
Coming in clutch with these hands growing out ya back
Enies Lobby finding out I have more to give
My crew by my side, so you know that I want to live!
Franky (Performed by Dreaded Yasuke)
Here comes the tank worth 94 bills
Can adapt to any environment like Bear Grylls
Biased when it comes to the Straw Hats, they can chill
Applying a pressure on your endeavors whenever it gets real
That’s the best that you got, probably need to drop
Modifications from my cannon take off a mountain top
My Franky Radical Beam shooting just like a stream,
whizzing right by your head to mess with your self-esteem
Better start counting your bread when you see my team,
accumulating lot of cred gonna need the marines
If you ain’t got the berries get off the Thousand Sunny,
playing like it’s imaginary and get the real Cutty
Brook (Performed by Connor Rapper)
The musician of the Straw Hats
Munificent? Of course, that’s a given
My dynamic riffs are gift-wrapped in ribbon
Every hit exact and honed, like my slashes and my blows
Every note composed appropriately, rhythm’s in my bones
The devil in I is why I never did die
I was revived with twice the undeniable splendour
If stealing the show was seen as a crime then I’m a prime offender
My attacks are so precise although I lack sight receptors
Picked off one by one when I strum with a boney thumb
those opponents with loaded guns are too slow for my frozen lunge
On that boat got pretty lonely wrote odes to my blubbery chum
Though the ocean temp was low I felt so comfortably numb
Jinbei (Performed by DizzyEight)
It’s Jinbei the sensei with my fist I’m ruthless
One swing will leave you stretched out like you’re Luffy,
that’s one piece, but you can get two if you don’t want peace
I’m a fish man, but it’s my hook that make em sleep
You don’t wanna spar, you don’t want the fade
He claim he got heart so I double tap his face
If I gotta go to war I just do it for a change
I live the way I’m living for my brother in the grave
It’s the Straw Hats, I roll with a clique full of warriors
This is not a game, we are not the ones to toy with
All about peace, but if you push us we destroy ya
Big man, but the move smooth like the water
