Two-Bit likes blondes. Why didn't I think of this ship??
They're always getting in some kind of trouble
When they're bored, they annoy each other
Two-Bit likes to do impressions of Dally
It's hilarious and accurate
Where he lowers his voice
For a looooooooooooooong time
It's kind of very very very impressive
Because he's a smoker so its like "wowza!"
But it drives everyone cRAZY
Two-Bit loves to ruin the moment
Things will be like *perfect*
And then he's like "I gotta fart"
"DON'T CALL ME SHITHEAD, ASSHOLE!"
"I DO WHAT I WANT, YOU BALLSACK!"
And so on and so forth....
From blonde jokes to "Yo Mama" jokes
Dally pets Two-Bit's sideburns when he's bored/tired
"Have you seen my t-shirt?"
"Have you looked.....up your ass?"
In their relationship, Two-Bit is The Cuddler™
So Two-Bit's all "let's snuggle"
Shout out to that snuggles commercial!
And Dally's all "let's not"
I know I basically just said all that, but I thought I'd give an example...
Two-Bit's the only person that's seen Dally cry
Like, Two-Bit just about shat himself when he saw the tears
And Dally's all mad now bc like oof
*He's Dallas Winston he can't sHOW EMOTIONS!!*
So Two-Bit goes "I cry every night at 10. It's part of my schedule."
And they stare at each other for the longest time
Then Two-Bit starts laughing
Which translates to "I love you, you funky, sideburns-having cutie"
They're chaotic cuties <3
These probs weren't that good, but I really appreciate this request and thank you so much for being patient with me!!💋
