#dalkon

[asdeepastheocean]

I like to live on the edge and have asked for a dalkon shield to be fitted.

[incorrect-wafflecrew-quotes]

Falkon: Hi, I'm Falkon and you are...? Diath: Questioning my sexuality.

[asdeepastheocean]

My unattractiveness has turned a corner.

[holmeslikesherlock]

I think what I find the most fun about rereading my shit no matter how immature it is is finding the names that came off of the top of my head and just stuck with the character forever.