Fukase: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Oliver: I did. I broke it-
Fukase: No, no, you didn’t. Len?
Len: Don’t look at me, look at Piko.
Piko: What?! I didn’t break it
Len: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Piko: ... Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Len: Suspicious.
Piko: No, it’s really not.
Yuu: If it matters, probably not but... Moke was the last one to use it.
Moke: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Yuu: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Moke: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
Oliver: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.
Fukase: No. Who broke it?!
Lui: You know, Flower’s been awfully quiet...
V Flower: Really?!
Lui: Yeah, really.
[Cue unintelligible arguing]
Fukase, after he left the room: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Fukase: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.















