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Well, Phoebus isn't around so, she supposes she'll have to fill her boyfriend's shoes for the time being.
"I really think you need to take a cold shower, Guy." Soc says, causing an ice arch to form over him... And then immediately causing it to melt, causing an ice cold downpour over the sinful pirate.
Dammit, he was hoping to do something about his.... excitement.
"Whew! Didn't expect myself to party that hard. To be fair, it's been a long while since I've had enough money to pull that off. How much did I drink??
"Oh! I'm back in the hold already?? Did someone in my crew find me and take me back ho-
"WHAT?!?!?!?!" He finds shackles around his wrists and ankles, chained up to a very heavy iron ball. "But I didn't consent to-"
"That wasn't for sexy time, Guy."
"CAPTAIN?!?!"
"STOP RUNNING OFF!! We can't deal with another drama regarding you and your bad habits!!"
"Why couldn't you just lock up my part of the hold from the outside?!"
"Because you'll either burn it down or find a way to pick the lock. Scout and all."
"Guay de mi. Fair enough."
".... right, who the hell is Denny? And moreover, why is his lot a place for arranging duels past midnight?"
"Oh, good, he hasn't completely time travelled yet."
"I got this, Captain. Denny is this guy in the New World who opened a restaurant and eventual franchise across the land that serves bastardized versions of food from all over Europe but especially pancakes, and these foods are so low-quality, fattening, and cheap, it invites hitmen and serial killers to make shady deals over their next kills during the very late hours of the night."
"........." Frascona completely lost the will to fight as he loses himself to snort-laughing.
"Am I wrong, Captain?"
tulip : how does your muse view people in general ?
anemone : how does your muse view the world ; as a cruel & unforgiving place , a land full of wonders , or something in - between ? where does that world view come from ( what experiences , life lessons , etc . ) ? [Mun's choice which muses get these!]
❥ 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒
tulip : how does your muse view people in general ?
Fairly neutrally. Jinni tends to default into not trusting anyone at all upon meeting them, but he knows better than to be an outright jerk to them--he'll be polite, if aloof. Perhaps the ones he'd act with some aversion are very young children--not because he hates kids (that's what he'll openly say) but children remind him of his son Assad... and the fact he will never see him again. But said kid is starving and hungry? He'll drop some food to them in hopes they are fed.
anemone : how does your muse view the world ; as a cruel & unforgiving place , a land full of wonders , or something in - between ? where does that world view come from ( what experiences , life lessons , etc . ) ?
Guy views the world as his oyster! So many opportunities to be had, so many parties to attend, so many duels to be had, so many hot lads to bed with. And he's immortal, so he has all the time in the world he needs! You'd think he'd get bored of the endless hedonism, but unfortunately, Phoebus and Frascona are often in the way to make sure he doesn't party too hard (and dying of syphilis is horrible even if you're immortal), so Guy has yet to have experienced immortality-induced ennui. Give him a few more centuries or so.
You know, I try not to judge. And I get that karaoke is all about having fun. That said... Good gods somebody please take the mic away from this guy already!!
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Does it make you feel uncomfortable when I say I want to sit in Ezra Miller's lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
