#damn john

[imnotsorryilovethebeatlesmore]

THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN

WHO WAS EXPELLED FROM KINDERGARTEN

[johndeaconstoothgap]

Just some John to brighten my (our) day

[aceonthebass]

John Mulaney—Night of Too Many Stars (feat. the Beatles)

I can zone out anywhere. I was at the doctor’s office. He was reading me the results of a blood test. It was important, I listened. And I ZONED OUT. I was like, “Nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think mah thoughts.” I was like, “Huh. None of the Beatles had mustaches. But then one day, ALL of them had mustaches. That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that.”

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Sometimes my wife—I have this wife—she’ll be like, “Are you WATCHING. THE ROAD?” And I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield. And I’m not gonna hit anyone. But no. I’m thinkin’ about the Beatles.”

[deppisallyouneed]

I AM FUCKING DEAD

[ilovejohnoliver]

JOHN OLIVER IN A COWBOY OUTFIT!!! HE LOOKS SO GOOD 😍

[johndeaconstoothgap]

Johns ass tho 🥵🥵

[johndeaconstoothgap]

The lord has blessed us with a perfect pic of deaky’s peachy butt. 🥵🥵🍑

[johndeaconstoothgap]

I just want to stare at pictures of, and fantasize about John Deacon.