#dan quote

[dnpquotes]

"I can rip my own hole open whenever I want." - Dan Howell, Dan and Phil's DRAGon RACE

[dip-and-pip-said]

P: *using the moose whistle thingy*

D: I'm Ageing. I'm going to catch up with Phil

[grumpquotesdaily]

You can scrub and care, but it is always there

👏 🎶 👏 🎶 👏

✨Dick Cheese✨

[mintmatcha]

fukunaga fucks you on the restaurant's flat top grill, eats his cum out you and calls it dessert.

and then goes home and cooks you an actual meal. first you get bred. then you get fed.

[quote-grumps]

Ten Minute Power Hour: Trivia Time

[phan-and-dil-tears]

”Why roast chestnuts on an open fire when you can roast your family,”

- Dan Edgelord Howell

[lilsapphicmoon]

To me, the meaning of a human life is to be happy. It's to achieve happiness right now, it's to make sure you're happy in the future. And if some people on YouTube try to have a message to give people, I guess that mine is: do whatever you have to do to be happy.

@danisnotonfire 

[danhowellsprettycool]

Maybe piano, just because I obviously listen to Rachmaninoff or Beethoven. I had this phase when I was 13 and I only listened to piano music. There was a website who used to stream piano songs and I just got really into piano compositions.

Dan, Younow - “What’s your favorite instrument?”