Hows my little meowing milkmaid today. My precious bowl of honey nut cheerios. My favorite stale walmart bag. My little stale popcorn.
*He's holding up a flash beacon.*
Its ok pookie shnookums I'm not gonna flash you. If you do a really silly stupid fucking dance and embarrass yourself. *He's also holding up his phone.*
Go on my flowering, budding coconut. Dance. Do a silly little dance. Go on, my adorable little wafflefuck.
-Dancing Anon
“WHAT.”













