#dangerouslyfunny

[fearthefuzzybear]

my favorite youtuber thing was that df got a fuckton of comments being like "oh ur voice is so soothing" "yay my sleep voice man" "just in time for bed!" and he switched his upload schedule to morning time and i guess he saw a drop in views and clicks and went back to nighttime uploads and it's so funny to me

[bluestmoons]

dangerouslyfunny → sentence starters

a list of sentence starters from DangerouslyFunny! mostly from the Undermine videos. warning for offensive language, mostly about death! feel free to edit in any way you see fit! part two.

❝ Did you hear that? Even in death, you're nobody. ❞ ❝ And yet another puzzle monster we have to defeat. ❞ ❝ The training wheels are coming off. ❞ ❝ I need maybe a bigger better badder bird. ❞ ❝ Don't take it personally. I kind of do this to everything I see. ❞ ❝ I'm not really here for you, I mostly just need your skills. ❞ ❝ I don't care about your mushroom addiction. ❞ ❝ Hey, don't touch that. Don't touch that! ❞ ❝ I don't want to talk about how many rocks I let fall on me. ❞ ❝ Good news. I got in a fight with a rock, and apparently he had your thing. ❞ ❝ You and I are gonna be very good friends. ❞ ❝ Pilfers out of every nook and cranny... And I'm worse than any one of them. ❞ ❝ Rrright... Do you have anything useful? ❞ ❝ Pretty strong words for someone with a lot of breakable things in her store. ❞ ❝ I mean... I've made worse choices before. ❞ ❝ In hindsight, that was a bad decision. ❞ ❝ How about I remove your head? ❞ ❝ See! This isn't so bad, if I manage to avoid just everything, at all. ❞ ❝ I think I'm mostly just pretty boned. ❞ ❝ Now I know this probably seems like a bad idea, but there's no way I'm not going for a glowing blue chest. ❞ ❝ A mushroom that enjoys a good jostle. Well, don't we all. ❞ ❝ No, that's just a typical "lighting me on fire" situation. ❞ ❝ And now to not die in stupid, devastating fashion. ❞ ❝ I definitely didn't kill myself with my own bomb there. Don't even worry about it. ❞ ❝ Because, believe it or not, sometimes I do things without thinking them through. ❞ ❝ I don't have time for chit-chat, I gotta go here. ❞ ❝ Which doesn't sound like a lot... because it's not. ❞ ❝ This gets me a little bit closer to my goal of... I don't really know what. ❞ ❝ Naturally, I'm gonna do this in the most dangerous room I can find. ❞ ❝ But on the bright side, I've got 960 gold to my name! So, outstanding! That's enough to buy... absolutely nothing. ❞ ❝ This... I'm considering a success so far. ❞ ❝ This is why I need to make stupid mistakes. Otherwise I’d miss things. ❞ ❝ What happened to me? ❞ ❝ So, about my reward... I would love one. ❞ ❝ He’s... pretty dead. ❞ ❝ Don’t care. ❞ ❝ I better start getting good at this. ❞ ❝ You... didn’t see that. ❞ ❝ There goes all my stuff -- nothing great, don’t worry. ❞ ❝ I already get lit on fire more than I’d like to admit. ❞ ❝ Oh. I thought it’d be more dramatic than that. ❞ ❝ I somehow managed to light myself on fire in this room. Take a second to appreciate that. This room. ❞ ❝ Yeah, we’re still good. Uh-- uh-oh-- nope, nope we’re not. ❞ ❝ Back to the grind. ❞   ❝ It’s because I look like a bear. ❞ ❝ And that’s basically what I base all my purchases on -- whether or not it looks fun. ❞ ❝ It’s usually me doing more damage to me than anything else. ❞ ❝ Like I said, I’m a slow starter. And... finisher. ❞ ❝ It’s a good plan, but if I die, there’s no point in any of it. ❞ ❝ I just gotta be careful. Which is not really my strength ever, but, we’ll manage. ❞ ❝ But... let’s not pretend that was the worst decision I’ve ever made. ❞ ❝ Ah, you know, let’s do something stupid. ❞ ❝ Everything I've touched so far has hurt me a lot. And you know me, I can't help but touch. ❞ ❝ If you wanna change your expression at any point, feel free. ❞ ❝ I never know what I’m talking about. Throw a little confidence in there and you’ll be surprised what you can get away with. ❞ ❝ Eh, they’ve been through worse. ❞

[itsthesinbin]

DF FINALLY GOT A DINOSAUR EGG

[sonnical-remade]

why do so many people like dangerouslyfunny

i mean- he insults characters at every turn and likes to marry characters in sdv and calls them useless because he can’t treat them like slaves and talks about pushing children into rivers for doing absolutely nothing wrong. he also claims that the ability to turn his children into doves and divorce spouses are his only favorite features in sdv

[softbubble]

DangerouslyFunny is fucking hilarious.

[stardew-secrets]

Mayor's "Shorts" ... at the Fair

If you keep Lewis' undies when you pick them up at Marnie's house, there's an beneficial easter egg with them at the grange fair. Put them on display and ask Lewis to judge your box. He'll get mad at you, but give you 750 tokens to keep it a secret! You can spend these at the fair booth, and even put them towards a stardrop. Confirmed by Youtuber DangerouslyFunny.

[fearthefuzzybear]

DF BACK THIS WEEKEND LETS GOOOOOOO

[just-illegal]

df got absolutely destroyed in his own wiki page lmao