#daniel thomson

[clancy-and-doohickey]

(A quite chubby, kind-looking man walks into the office, finishing off a pastry. Detective Daniel “Doughnut” Thomson looks around, grinning when he locks eyes with Doohickey)

“Heyyy, man! Listen, I’m here on official business, but I’m not in a rush to get back there. Wanna hear how the Chief fucked up this time?”

Doohickey looks up, his brain and face already in business mode, but it immediately melts into a playful smile.

"Oh, fuck. Clance, come down, the cops are here," he calls out with a laugh, standing up and offering out his hand. "Hey, nice of you to drop by. And yes, of course I'd love to hear, who do you think I am?" He gestures to their coffee machine. "Coffee?"

[warofnature]

Surf Sufficient - How To Mat Surf with Daniel Thomson

[cbssurfer]

Kelly Slater and Daniel Thomson from Tomo Surfboards

[showusyourquiver]

Name: Cyrus Sutton

Location: Tahiti

Quiver:

Ryan Lovelace Rabbit's foot

Tomo Surfboards

Christenson Surfboards

[korduroytv]

Dan Tomo make futuristic surfboards. And he rides mats too!

[lasurfer]

Winner @ life. Pro surfer shaper creating the next generation of innovative boards Daniel Thomson tomo surfboard

[fucknomessianicjews]

Inner monologue: "Wow, people actually think I'm an Orthodox rabbi, even though I'm yammering on about Christ, just because I'm wearing a tallit gadol. Do they even know that Jews only wear it during prayer? Man, I bet I can pull off being a Jewish Cherokee Indian next time if I add a headdress."

(The so-called "Orthodox rabbi" in this video is Daniel Kayes Thomson, who led a Messianic congregation in Michigan and falsely claimed to have received a rabbinic degree from an Orthodox yeshiva. He still lies about his background, but now he's a guide for a Christian tour company.)