Gooey chocolate chip cookie: Favourite card game?I would like to say Speed, but I don't remember how to play it. I only have a really great memory of playing it with a friend and being really good at it. I will say Egyptian Rat Fuck instead, as it is a slightly more vicious game of War and one time, Peaches and I played it as Loki and Thor at our favourite warm, haunted Escondido den of antiques.The 100th luftballoon: Revenge or forgiveness?Not usually in a position to take revenge, but I do get sweet satisfaction from watching assholes crash and burn. I hold onto my grudges unless those I grudge against do something that merits forgiveness.This crevice in my arm: Best/worst lie you ever told?My mom went to her grave thinking the way I broke my collar bone in first grade was by doing an impossible acrobatic dismount from the swingset in my elementary school playground. Which was what I told everyone, at the time, because what had actually happened is that I my friend was giving me a piggyback ride and I'd fallen off and did not want her to get in trouble.The best because everyone somehow believed it, the worst because it sounds so made up I don't know how they did. And it's so stupid that there's no reason to correct anyone who would remember it, anyway.