#danisnot

[christianpuppetshow]

REMINDER ‼️

[yonderlandtoo]

wait he’s lwk serving lestat divorce robe

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

Alive wife montage made me laugh out loud😁 so true though, the lighting in that pod was alive wife, not dead wife somehow

hes full of contradictions 💕💕

[sideblogfordnpscreenshots]

My Screenshots taken: December 28th 2018

Video: Phil is not on fire #9 November 24th 2017

[hwardlaunch]

Rewatching the mukbang and thinking about how Phil thought Dan shaking his ass at him as a response to Phil’s half bleached hair was normal enough to not cause concern and now I wonder what goes on in the phouse

[babytoadz]

My to do list for today

✅eat stew

✅buy terrible influence tickets

⭕️file for unemployment

[dimpledcherry]

New Fic: Calming the Beast

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64643467

solo dan stuffs, nsfw xx

[c4r0sworld]

minute 3:33 Dan calls Phil baby.....just putting it out there because I haven’t seen much repercussion about it