#dank you

[dankyoubasedgod]

S/o to @half-poetic and @scumfuckflowerash

I see y'all

[sapphirewolf100]

Du Riechst So Gut or Rammstein, Engel or Tier, Mein Teil or Ich Tu Dir Weh, Ich Will or Sonne, Eifersucht or Herzeleid. Sorry, that's a lot!

OMG AAAAA YES A MULTITUDE TO CHOOSE FROM AAAAAok ok here we go1. Du Riechst So Gut - YYASSS BLEASE2. Engel - always will be a top fav of mine oh my lort3. Mein Teil - my angry song AAAAAAA I love this sm tho as well as the video4. Sonne - it gives me the feels + Richard’s crying in the vid NOOOO5. Eifersucht - I LOVE THIS SONG SM

[simayeeet]

5, 8, 11, 15 for Sima Yi X Xun Yu ;)

5. How many kids they’ll have

….They’re both male. Well, you can just combine their existing kids. Xun Yu has six and Sima Yi has eleven. 17 kids in all. 

8. What they argue about

Politics and how Sima Yi is a fucking dick. Xun Yu is usually the one who would point out all of Yi’s flaws and the ideas he does not agree with. Of course, Sima Yi finds this annoying and would snap at him eventually and the two will argue vehemently. (If it’s bad in English, switch it on to Mandarin, it will be a mess.)  

11. What their first impression was of each other

Xun Yu went to find Sima Yi as part of his talent scouting. His first impression was that Sima Yi is an aloof man as he refused Xun Yu’s offer very quickly. When Sima Yi was officially recruited, Xun Yu hoped to see a bright virtuous man only to find that Sima Yi is an egotistic dickhead. Disappointing, yes, but he did like his work ethic. 

Sima Yi knew who Xun Yu was before he did with him. So through rumors, he thought of him very highly because of how much Cao Cao valued him and his work. Meeting him personally was different. He was handsome and it might have tickled him into getting a small man crush on him. But of course, through a small exchange, he knew Xun Yu was special and as talented as people say he was. 

15. What they would change about each other

Xun Yu would change how much of an asshole Sima Yi is. If he would just not have that anymore, he would be a better man. But no, he’s a jerk and Xun Yu has to stomach it. 

Sima Yi would want to change how Xun Yu is too assertive into his business. He reminds him of his wife and not in a good way. (At the same time, he also reminds him of his wife, but in a good way.)

[ask-mochak]

“Hewwo!” 0w0 

“I’m Skedaddle! But you can call me skeddi!” ^w^

“I play the drums in my friends band and I guess I mod on their blog now too!” ewe

“Ask me something too, okay???”

[sourcitrustears]

*eats ur cheek*

@reversalmushroom

[sourcitrustears]

[ask-mochak]

very cute bow skeddi! Any sentimental meaning behind? or is it just a cute fashion statement?

[ask-mochak]

HEWWO THERE SKEDDI *notices her talent for the drums* WHATS THIS??? OWO

“ ehhehe”

“I’m actually not that good at playing the drums, but im getting better!” 0w0

-skeddi mod