I have been sucked into the tiktok realm of memes and discovered this one video and the commentary immediately made me think of Danny. I only switched the last part for the Nasty Burger instead of Walmart. It took me forever to write out what he says and clip the uberduck parts together, but it was totally worth it!
Original: https://www.tiktok.com/@marvin4eva33/video/6940321845333855493?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
I hate when girls, especially my girlfriend, think we're going to leave 'em all the time.
“Oh you're going to leave me because you think I'm not good enough.”
Woman I'm lucky I even got you what do you mean? I am built like a twig! I look like every basic white boy with black hair!
You are probably going to be the first and last girlfriend I have. I'm hideous. I appreciate that you have enough confidence in me to think I can pull a girl like that, but I really can't. You are stuck with me. Cause there is no way. Nobody's going to be lined up at my door like "I wanna date him!"
I don't even know how you put up with me half the time. I'm lucky you even looked in my direction. What do you mean? Worried about "I'm about to leave you." Where am I going to go? Walmart?

















