#danny weiss

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Friedman: So, what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Weiss: Benny gets here at noon.

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Weiss: Benny Watts is seriously the biggest jerk on the face of the earth.

Someone: How do you know him?

Weiss: Oh, he's one of my best friends.

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DirtBag Crew Article In the New Issue of Confusion Magazine Issue 25

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Weiss: Why are you dressed like that?

Benny: Like what?

Weiss: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Benny: Wait.

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Weiss: Beth's mean, but in a nice way.

Weiss: Benny's mean, but in a mean way.

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Benny: It’s a combination of raw talent and hard training that makes me so-

Weiss: Yes, we know, that makes you so utterly obnoxious.

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Benny [to Weiss]: I'm your friend. And as your friend, I've got to be honest with you; I don't care about you or your problems.

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Harry: Benny Watts... How do I begin to explain Benny Watts?

Wexler: Benny Watts is flawless.

Beth: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.

Friedman: I hear he does chess board commercials... in Russia.

Levertov: His favorite movie is The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Matt: One time he met Elizabeth Taylor on a plane-

Mike: -And she told him he was pretty.

Weiss: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.