Nov 3, 2022
Friedman: So, what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Weiss: Benny gets here at noon.
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Friedman: So, what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Weiss: Benny gets here at noon.
Weiss: Benny Watts is seriously the biggest jerk on the face of the earth.
Someone: How do you know him?
Weiss: Oh, he's one of my best friends.
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Weiss: Why are you dressed like that?
Benny: Like what?
Weiss: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Benny: Wait.
Weiss: Beth's mean, but in a nice way.
Weiss: Benny's mean, but in a mean way.
Benny: It’s a combination of raw talent and hard training that makes me so-
Weiss: Yes, we know, that makes you so utterly obnoxious.
Benny [to Weiss]: I'm your friend. And as your friend, I've got to be honest with you; I don't care about you or your problems.
Harry: Benny Watts... How do I begin to explain Benny Watts?
Wexler: Benny Watts is flawless.
Beth: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Friedman: I hear he does chess board commercials... in Russia.
Levertov: His favorite movie is The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Matt: One time he met Elizabeth Taylor on a plane-
Mike: -And she told him he was pretty.
Weiss: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.