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Benny: My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible and seeing if they can handle me.
Beth: Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Beth: Don’t wanna end the year on bad terms with someone.
Beth: So, if you have beef with me, die.
Jolene [watching the news]: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Beth [covered in ink]: Yeah, well maybe the squid was being a dick.
Benny: Ah, Harmon, started talking to yourself, I see.
Beth: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation.
Annette [to Beth]: I just got CPR certified, but please don’t make me use these skills so soon.
Beth: Ugh, I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
Benny: You know what, Beltik? You’re pretty cool.
Harry: The cooliest?
Benny: Don’t ruin it.
Beth: It began the way the best stories do.
Beth: With a naive jackass in a place she had no business being at.
Beth: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder Benny right now.
Jolene: There is no chess in prison.
Beth: Thank you.
Benny: I’d love to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Beth: God, you're an idiot.
Benny: I think I'm more of a jerk.
Harry: I asked Beth to share her queen-sized blanket, to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.
Jolene: You drive like a lunatic!
Beth: Hey, I shaved three hours off the MapQuest estimate. How about a "thank you" for that?
Townes: I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.
Alma: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, okay? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
Weiss: Why are you dressed like that?
Benny: Like what?
Weiss: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Benny: Wait.