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Davari: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free… starting right now
Tripitaka: I think you’re cocky, arrogant, bossy, and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but yourself.
Davari: But--
Tripitaka: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.
Davari: You’re being dramatic.
Monkey: That’s really fucking rich coming from you.
Davari: You’re pretty dumb
Monkey: Thank you.
Davari: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Monkey: All I heard was “you’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.
Tripitaka: Did it hurt?
Davari: Did what hurt?
Tripitaka: When you broke through Earth’s crust ascending from Hell.
Tripitaka, watching someone do something insane: wow what an idiot.
Tripitaka, noticing it’s Monkey:
Tripitaka: Oh wait, that’s my idiot.
Davari: hey so i’ve been a demon this whole time and i’m gonna mcfucking murder you lol
Monkey: you’re not you when you’re hungry
Monkey: *hands him a snickers*
Sandy: You know, deers have one major design flaw. They can't walk on ice. That's dangerous. We should give the deer little ice cleats for their hooves.
Pigsy: Why would you want to weaponize deer?
Sandy: *mouthing* weaponize?
Monkey and Tripitaka: *staring into each other’s eyes*
Pigsy: *opens a soda can*
Monkey: we’re having a moment.
Pigsy: I’m having a cola
