#danversiism

[h4wkeyed]

hubba hubba - i need the laugh

Send me ‘Hubba Hubba’ and I’ll put our muses into a Hubba Tester and post the result // accepting for april fools (can be serious though)

❝ Is there something you need to tell me, Tony? You know this is a safe space. ❞

❝ Now this is too wholesome, it makes me sick, and I saw that first result. You gonna explain that? ❞

❝ Uhhhhhh...... ❞

❝ you're a very messed up individual, danvers, space get your head screwed on wrong? ❞ @danversiism

❝ well you heard it here first folks. guess we can't deny it, well we could, but we know this makes tony the world's biggest liar ❞

[transistorized]

@danversiism / ❛   i hear Barton wants to tattoo your face somewhere on his body.   ❜

Tony idly flips the page of the National Geographic he's paging through without taking in a single article's headline, and hums distractedly at that.  “Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, Care Bear, Clint's weird and makes bad decisions.”

Like that giant H he used to wear on his head.  Or the skycycle.  Or whatever the hell that was he wore when he was playing at being Goliath.

Seriously, was that some weird kinky sex thing?  Because it looked like some weird kinky sex thing.

“If it's on his ass, I'm suing for defamation of character and ip infringement, might wanna pass that along.”

[viteoublies]

❛ don’t look at me like that. ❜ / ahmya

FOREWORD INCOMING !!   always accepting!!    unknown meme   !!   from @danversiism

“ you no just show up at job like this, ” she says, the edge in her voice softened only by disbelief. her hand lifts in a small, exasperated wave toward the small crowd of children gathered around her skirts. their voices rise and fall in bursts of excitement as the exhibit continues around them—bright displays flickering with movement, the air filled with the restless shuffle of tiny feet and the faint echo of laughter.

“ tours for kids. ”

she stands there, half-turned toward her, trying to keep her tone steady while one of the children tugs gently at the hem of her coat. behind her, the hum of the exhibit keeps moving—projectors whirring, audio guides murmuring facts about things far less complicated than the man standing in front of her.

and though she doesn’t say it aloud, the thought cuts sharp through her head: well, if you ever let anyone contact you, maybe we wouldn’t be in this position.

she turns, and in broken english, tells the kids that her daughter is going to take her around, not to worry and soon the kids are off holding onto the skirts of a blonde woman.

“ nobody miss me, so what go on? ”

[nocturnix]

𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐬, [ ... ] it was easier to hack into the ISS than put a beacon on the celestial being. but not impossible! the justice league's space station was rigged to flag orbiting anomalies, coded to identify fly patterns to heroes. superman, green lantern, martian manhunter, captain marvel.

barbara could not ignore the alert that chimed through, eyes illuminating upon seeing a familiar tri-color crest flashing on her phone. it was like having an old friend back in town from backpacking. well, not exactly. maybe more like the friend that went backpacking to neighboring galaxies. time & distance keeping them apart. things have changed, she's changed . . . & there was much to tell!

[ 𝚎𝚗𝚍-𝚝𝚘-𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 . . . / ]

[ ↪ 𝚂𝙼𝚂: 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝙲. ] you're harder to track than E.T. [ ↪ 𝚂𝙼𝚂: 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝙲. ] don't worry, i'm just glad to hear from you. [ ↪ 𝚂𝙼𝚂: 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝙲. ] so how's the view from up there? [ ↪ 𝚂𝙼𝚂: 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝙲. ] do i need to get my dad to make a captain marvel spotlight to get you down here?

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[fifthimpact]

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 - all except shego ( this is a joke ), but seriously every muse you touch is like insanely accurate. i'm a fan.

Send 🥇 if you like my portrayal

UGH. you stare at a man's butt ONE TIME and you're just never allowed to live it down. let it GO already , starlight , its giving obsessive.

[biitchcakes]

Jessica just can't help herself. Her BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY ⸺⸺ how is she not meant to make it a big deal ? At least just between the two of them. Her countertop is decorated with a spread of various junk foods, bowls of already-popped popcorn, and a dozen blueberry muffins arranged in a circle on a platter ⸺⸺ a sole candle stuck into the one that sits in the middle.

With Star Wars: A New Hope paused and ready to watch on the television, Jess perches at the edge of her desk, legs crossed and facing her open window, with A SMALL GIFTBOX cradled in her hands. Any minute now.

@danversiism

[shlkie]

📏 + 5'11

send me 📏 (ruler) + your muses height and I'll compare them to mine!

[yearnstarved]

have you ever thought about dying your hair blond ? ( INBOX PROMPT | @danversiism )

★ MCCOY'S EYEBROW QUIRKS UP. "As your CMO on board, I feel like I'm required to ask this first." McCoy shifts his posture in his chair. "What the hell are you on?"