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02/06/25
Happy 5th birthday to whatever the fuck this was! (that then inspired a DAPB summer classic)
Getting My Non-Phannie Friend and My Non-Phannie Parents (Which My Father HATES Dan and Phil) to Guess Dan and Phil Acronyms!!
My friend - he only did three, and gave up after the third one
DAPG: Dan and Phil Gang
PINOF: Phil is not of furry
WDAPTEO: What Dan and Phil to each other
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I do talk to my friend about Dan and Phil a lot and use some of these acronyms, so I'm actually a bit surprised he didn't get the first one or the second one. I am kinda surprised they got pretty close with the third one, though.
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My mom - she did all of them, and I talk about dnp quite a lot to her so that's why she got some right!! Bit surprised she didn't get YWGTTN because she's literally who bought the book for me lol
DAPG: DanAndPhilGAMES
PINOF: Phil Is Not On Fire
WDAPTEO: What Dan and Phil Tell Each Other
TIT: Terrible Influence Tour
ADITLODAP: A Dentist I Think Loves Only Dan and Phil
TATINOF: Tingle Ass Twat Is Not On Fire
WAD: We Ask Dan
YWGTTN: You Were Gay Two Times Now
DAPB: Dan and Phil Baking
DAPC: Dan and Phil Challenge
DAPGO: Dan and Phil Go Online
DINOF: danisnotonfire
SAP: Sex and Ponies
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My dad: he hates Dan and Phil with a burning passion, so I thought it would be funny to ask him to guess the acronyms.
DAPG: Dan and Phil Gay
PINOF: Phil Is Not On Fire
WDAPTEO: What Does Actual Phil Talk Everyday Open
TIT: Transgenders In Training
ADITLODAP: All Day I Talk Love Over Dan and Phil
TATINOF: That's Always Tight In Nora's Other Foot
WAD: Want A Dick
YWGTTN: You Will Go To The Noose
DAPB: Dan and Phil Boys
DAPC: Dick Ass Puzzy Cunt
DAPGO: Dan and Phil Gay Oscars
DINOF: danisnotonfire
SAP: Save Another Pizza
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Answers for people who may not know the acronyms:
DAPG: DanAndPhilGAMES
PINOF: Phil is not on fire
WDAPTEO: What Dan and Phil Text Each Other
TIT: Terrible Influence Tour
ADITLODAP: A Day In The Life of Dan and Phil
TATINOF: The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire
WAD: We're All Doomed
YWGTTN: You Will Get Through This Night
DAPB: DanAndPhilBEATS
DAPC: DanAndPhilCRAFTS
DAPGO: Dan and Phil Go Outside
DINOF: danisnotonfire
SAP: SuperAmazingProject
so i was curious if there was a pattern in the day of the week previous dapb albums were released so maybe it could give us a hint when this new one would release and uhhhh…
all or nothing: thursday (feb 29, 2024)
lofi phantasy: monday (april 29, 2024)
summer phantasy: sunday (july 28, 2024)
spooky week: sunday (oct 6, 2024)
festive phantasy: sunday (dec 1, 2024)
terrible (single): sunday (june 1, 2025)
terrible influence: sunday (june 8, 2025)
soooo i guess see yall on sunday for potential rebrand???
hear me out i believe i have figured a project out potentially
^^ 29 february
^^ 29 april (2 months after 29 february)
JUNE 29 (2 months after april 29)
listen i may be clowning and i may be completely wrong !! but its fun to wonder what they have up their sleeves
new dapb could be a birth playlist?
GELP????????????
THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON.