May 12
The Cuban Pete scene from The Mask, but it's Daredevil Born Again and the AVTF takes the role of the cops.
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The Cuban Pete scene from The Mask, but it's Daredevil Born Again and the AVTF takes the role of the cops.
*shakes this post at you like a tennis ball before throwing it across an open field* GO FETCH!
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Peter, dejectedly looking at a news article: Hey, Mr. Punisher?
Frank: What do you want?
Peter: Has anyone ever told you that you’re a menace?
Frank: At least once a week.
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Matt: Hi Frank.
Frank:
Matt: So, you might be wondering why I’m taped to this ceiling.
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Matt: Frank, I screwed up. Big time.
Frank: Red, considering your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Matt:
Frank: Like, REALLY specific.
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Matt: I just heard Frank call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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Matt: If you don’t stay away from Frank, I’ll-
Jessica: Chill, I don’t want your man. I don’t even understand why you want your man!
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*on some random roof in NYC*
Frank: Hey, Red. Happy fucking Valentine’s Day or whatever.
Matt: *hands him a steaming cup* Thank you, Frank.
Frank: *takes cup and sips it*
Matt: Since it’s a holiday, I’ve decided to make you a coffee without salt in it.
Frank:
Frank: YOU’VE BEEN PUTTING SALT IN ALL MY COFFEES?!?!
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Employer, going over “Pete’s” resume: Okay, so right here it states that you’re creative.
Frank: Yes.
Employer: Okay. May I know what you are best at creating?
Frank: Problems.
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Elektra: I think I’m falling for you.
Matt: Then you should stand up.
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Frank: Can I bother you for a second?
Matt: You’re always bothering me, but go ahead.
Brett: *Walks into police station’s interrogation room and just sighs defeatedly at a pair of empty handcuffs on a table*
Brett: Where’s Frank?
Foggy: Doing stuff.
Brett: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Murdock?
Foggy: Trying to stop Frank from doing stuff.
Brett: And Karen?
Foggy: Trying to stop Matt from stopping Frank from doing stuff.
Brett: I see. And what are you doing here, Nelson?
Foggy: Trying to stop you from stopping Karen from stopping Matt from stopping Frank from doing stuff.
Brett: I fucking quit.
Elektra: I feel…. a connection to you.
Matt: Please disconnect.
Y/N: *gives the cat kisses, cuddles and attention*
Matt, to the cat: How does it feel to be God's favourite?
Father Lantom: you need to channel your anger Matthew or it will consume you
Matt Murdock: *dresses up like Dreaded Pirate Roberts and beats the shit out of criminals at night*
Father Lantom: no wait—
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