I really liked the "Thieves' Mistake(MM4F)" collab with Dade and Dareon... But Idk if we'll get more so here!!
Honestly, "blood sugar daddy" is a strangely hilarious and iconic line and I'm thriving.
(edit 1/29/25: omfg, I just realized why "blood sugar daddy" is so funny to me... I remember it from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
Except this is Gender Neutral.
~ Dari
two new turns, fresh off the fang and under the teeth of one of the most powerful vampires in the world
you and Dade were strangers in a very new world, still young and wild
while changed, the both of you were also still very much the same type of people with the same set of skills
the both of you have also opened up on years of intense attraction, no longer held by the limitations of a mortal lifespan
your "Master", King Dareon was quite amused and proud even as the pair of you bounce about to cause chaos and establish yourselves as powerful vampires both in rank and strength
it is actually him that makes sure the pair of you dress befitting your new titles as vampiristic royalty, informing you both of the ins and outs of what it meant to be attached to him
Dade, of course, remained cocky and blustered all about how you both would deal with others that would raise a stink about your turnings
"You think I'm gonna let us be pushed around by a bunch of prissy old bats? We've already met the scariest of the bunch, old man, and compared to you? This is gonna be a cakewalk."
He's practically snickering as his arm is slung around you, crimson eyes sparkling with mischief
even you weren't bogged down by the concern of a bunch of vamps that don't know who you were
"We're still thieves, Dareon, no one's gonna be able to pull a fast one over on us."
Dareon swept you both away for a debut that would be spoken about for the ages, ready to celebrate the new lives he brought to the undead
in your now unlife, your skills remained - even sharpened
with heightened hearing and inhuman strength, there was nothing stopping you both from stealing under the noses of even other creatures
as it was said, Dade disliked to agree with Dareon at first as he was still getting used to him as you both were under his command...
but he would have to agree that eternity looked beautiful on you
forever putting the pause on your beauty was something very alluring to him
... Give him some time and Dade will start making jokes about "how you still look as young as the day you died"
Dade was pretty reluctant to share you at first, being as it was only the two of you for your whole lives but being as Dareon showed you both a new world - he'll accept it with time
you took to the royal title pretty easily and giggle in delight whenever Dareon or Dade referred to you as such
double as Dareon was happy to treat you elas if you were above him by calling you "my imperial/emperor/empress"
Hi everyone! I got to write an ASMR roleplay for one of my favorite YouTubers, Dareon Audio! The musical rehearsed in the video is also loosely based on Phantom with the ending. It was so fun to write for Dareon, and he performed the script wonderfully. Also shout out to Jurrivh whose piano piece is feature in the video! Please enjoy!
you wanna know what gets to me in fiction?? like fanfics or audios?? (yes I watched the newest dareon audio video, what of it???)
toxicity is red flag heaven and yadda yadda but like the trope where it's like two guys after the reader/listener and one guy goes "I'll be sure to send you a voice note after we're done later because it's closest you'll ever get to them."
and I'm like "hello??? excuse me???" IT SHOULD NOT BE HOT BUT IT IS?? him sending a naughty voice note to your ex is one thing (also hot) but sending it to a rival??? especially one you have to face the next morning like nothing even happened??? kryptonite, my only weakness I fear, I will sit through the worst piece of fiction ever if I receive a crumb of that no filter.
just the idea they would actually listen to it???? oh my fucking god-