#dark academia shitposts

[dumbassacademia]

guys will be like “i know a spot” and then kill your dad and tell you to get yourself to a nunnery

[dumbassacademia]

Okay so I have been thinking a lot about the twilight renaissance and i have also been thinking a lot about the fact that the great gatsby is now public domain and anyway someone needs to basically just rewrite the great gatsby Except written in the exact same style and tone as twilight and obviously (Obviously) there’s vampires and shit bc it’s not a good retelling of a classic novel without undead characters

anyway

great gatsby with vampires

The Great Batsby

[dumbassacademia]

Anyone: *says Hamlet*

My Dad: Well y'know what they say, if you wanna read Hamlet, you gotta break a few eggs!

Dad: *repeats this joke until someone has a stronger reaction than just avoiding eye contact with him*