#rin shitposts

[sirladysketch]

Thinking about how the new kabuki play might be the harbringer of FFX-3, and how SE seems to just be recycling IP lately so this would be the inevitable result....

[dumbassacademia]

Me: I'm bi, which is short for "Bisexygal"

Person: Dont you mean "Bisexual"?

Me, winking at myself in the mirror: I absolutely do not

[dumbassacademia]

You: Accents

Me, an intellectual: Verbal handwriting

[dumbassacademia]

guys will be like “i know a spot” and then kill your dad and tell you to get yourself to a nunnery

[dumbassacademia]

Nobody:

Polyphemus: Are you giving me the silent treatment?

[dumbassacademia]

Okay so I have been thinking a lot about the twilight renaissance and i have also been thinking a lot about the fact that the great gatsby is now public domain and anyway someone needs to basically just rewrite the great gatsby Except written in the exact same style and tone as twilight and obviously (Obviously) there’s vampires and shit bc it’s not a good retelling of a classic novel without undead characters

anyway

great gatsby with vampires

The Great Batsby

[dumbassacademia]

Me: *mentions that i have a screwed up knee*

Person: oh what happened to your knee?

Me, sighing: it was a warm evening, august of 2016...

[dumbassacademia]

Mom: I always feel weird when I'm dehydrated around other people because I feel like I look weird when I'm dehydrated

Brother: Yeah I get that, me too

Me: You never have to be thirsty when you're around other people! All you need is a needle and a straw!

Brother: You can't just drink people's blood! That would drain away their nutrients

Me: Well it's not my fault they're stupid enough to put their nutrients Somewhere so easily stolen from

Dad, from another room: Is she talking about cannibalism again?

Me: Does at count as cannibalism if you're drinking and not eating?

Entire Family: Yes

Me: Well, I disagree