#rin convos

[dumbassacademia]

A very small sample of the shit my boyfriend puts up with while I work the night shift

[sleepysnowglobe]

Me: All bread is good

My Friend: I don't know if that's strictly true I'm-

Me: *tears up*

Friend: Oh shit I take it back I take it back all bread is good

[dumbassacademia]

My Brother: Oh no, don’t bring a haunted doll into this house

Me: No don’t worry, I’m going to behead her

[dumbassacademia]

my dad: hey i'm going shopping do you want me to pick you up something for dinner at the store?

me: ...

me: can i please have a lunchable

dad: ...

dad: are the pizza ones still your favorite?

me: i would die for you

[dumbassacademia]

I’m embarrassed <3

[dumbassacademia]

Floormate (who is totally plastered): i just feel like some people get drunk a little Too often, y'know?

Me, joking: you're one to talk, huh buddy?

Floormate: haha i get what you mean, but seriously i only drink on the weekends

Me: i mean...are you not drunk right now?

Floormate: oh yeah i'm totally wasted

Me: are you aware that it's a thursday right now and therefore not the weekend?

Floormate: wait it's thursday?

[dumbassacademia]

So I used to always call atla my favorite anime to annoy my brother except yesterday we started rewatching teen titans and so I was llike “ohhh now This is my favorite anime“

to, again, annoy him

except I accidentally said amine instead

so now he keeps going “hey wanna watch some more amine?”

if it isnt the consequences of my own actions

[dumbassacademia]

Me: okay so Theoretically could you see a family of cannibals who like, mount the heads of the people they eat, like how hunters mount the heads of animals they kill as like a trophy

My brother: yeah that totally makes sense

Brother: wait or actually rather than a trophy i could see them doing more of the "use every part" thing, right, so maybe like making a coatrack out of arms or something

Brother: that's an off the Cuff example

Me: *wheezes*