Most of the Discord Messages My Best Friend Sent Acting Like An Anime Girl
All of this is for fun! He does this on a somewhat regular basis and it can get quite idiotic. Take all of this with a grain of salt. You can interpret this however you like and can get inspiration from this for whatever reason. Some messages here can get quite dark and explicit because that’s how my best friend is, please don’t take any of this seriously. He’s @yama-tsu here on Tumblr! Feel free to stop by there (*cough*eventhoughtheyhavenoposts-*cough*)
- u-uhm *blushes* c-can i sit with you? e-eek! senpai! uwu - *blushes harder* senpi if you keep staring, i'm gonna get pregnant /)////(\ - owo senpai, what's this? *sees bulge and smirks* - *trips and falls on you* omg senpai im so sorry! *blushes very hard* - hehe uwu *sits next to you* - *shits pants* sorry i have diarrhea - *at the school rooftop* senpai! i love you! - senpai lets go to wacdonalds! *smiles cutely* - *crashes car* were going to heaven - senpai, let's go watch the conjuring 2! *smiles and leads the way* - has a seizure half way to the cinema - senpai, let's go for a walk! hehe *giggles* - falls of cliff* - senpai, please hug me! *stretches out arms* - *strangles senpai* - senpai! how does my food taste? ^~^ - *senpai barfs then dies of food poisoning* - ah, senpai- *walks in on him at the bathroom* - *senpai, was taking a huge shit and it came out making a splash*
Feel free to add if you aren’t scarred by him!
