Context: Our druid died last session, right after she agreed to adopt a cat (called Tiffy) living at the tavern (using Speak with Animals). While we try to resurrect her, she has decided to play as said cat:
Player: Tiffy is going to be a warrior cat!
(DM proceeds to make her a tabaxi fighter for mechanics, though she is still normal cat sized and we are all losing our shit)
Player (picking weapons): She's gonna have 2 battle-axes! I've also decided she has a special harness/belt thing that she keeps her weapons in and they have special cat handles 😌 She does speak Common she just normally chooses not to because most people aren't worth talking to :)
So now we have an actual warrior cat in our party with more hp than my warlock lmao












