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"I’m not saying I’m the best, but the Avengers would be lost without me."
"Bad plan? I call it thinking outside the box."
"Does it ever get tiring being right all the time, [name]?"
"I’m just here to save the world... and crack jokes."
"I could be at home, but this is way cooler."
"What’s the worst that could happen on this mission?"
"We’re gonna die, but we’ll look great doing it."
"I’m a walking disaster, but the fun kind."
"I could take down the universe... maybe."
"Spider bite, thunder god, or rich guy in a suit. I’m in."
"I’m not surprised you betrayed us. Again."
"Life or death situation... no pressure."
"I should be scared. But I’m not."
"Save the world first, team up later."
"You’ve never seen a giant green guy throw a car?"
"Does messing things up count as saving the world?"
"I’m not arguing. Just enthusiastically debating."
"I’d totally save you. If you needed it."
"Too much firepower? Impossible."
"If you tell anyone, I’ll deny it. All of it."
"I have a bad feeling... but it’s my default mood."
"I’ll stop with the jokes... for now."
"You plan. I’ll handle the explosions."
"I saved the day last time. Just saying."
"Not saving the world yet? I’ll get there."
"No plan? Just pure confidence and chaos."
"I don’t need a cape to look cool... but it helps."
"Being a superhero isn’t as glamorous as it looks."
"Wing it and hope for the best. Solid plan."
"I’m saving the world. Can we talk later?"
"I imagined this being more glamorous."
"Fine, but you owe me coffee."
"Think that’ll stop me? Cute."
"Can we stop arguing? We’ve got a city to save."
"I’m not a hero. Just good at punching things."
"You have a point, but I’ve got cool weapons."
"I may have broken a few things... but not the universe."
"Don’t make me call Hulk. You know what happens."
"My sarcasm is unmatched. Deal with it."
"I’m definitely the best at making things explode."
"I have a bad feeling. But I’m still going for it."