#dark puns

[badendjunction]

Is using one candle to melt another candle....

Candlebalism?

[roddy-yu]

The one and only reason I need.

[missdanibr]

Facebook delivering goodies instead of trash for once

[a-psychopath]

[roddy-yu]

Just when you’ve started to think that Jonas has no game… #bitch you thought

[roddy-yu]

Me, after finishing the second season of Dark: thinking that now I can re-watch the first season more thoughtfully, focusing on a concept of time and free will, staying absolutely calm.

Also me, a half an hour into the first episode of S1: crying my eyes out after hearing Mikkel say "Ultimate fist bump", having zero chill about any on-screen interaction between family members, realising that Bartosz was able to steal Martha away by telling her that Jonas hooked up with French chicks 24/7 for the last two months, heartbroken over any detail that make those rare beautiful smiles dissapear from Jonas' face, unable to get over Michael's suicide, ending up being depressed.

[roddy-yu]

"Dark" Netflix puns: Safety guide how to not make out with your own relative in Winden

If somebody approaches you, ask them of their bloodline and a family tree.

Carefully check it with your own.

There's still no guarantee, don't trust people who tell you otherwise!

Just leave the town for good.

Never stop running.

Leave the country.

Go to a different world with a girl who looks like your aunt.

Repeat in a different world in case of no success.

Free tip: Try not to become a mother of your mother or kiss your aunt.

If you love them and just can't help yourself, I guess it's fine, according to the writers of Dark.

Check out the new season of Dark on Netflix:)

[roddy-yu]

#I know it's a bad meme, but I don't care