Miss Dani BR

I'm a huge TV and video game fangirl. I post stories, reblog shit, and you can ask me, and any of the characters I write for, questions. I'm always looking for friends so don't hesitate to randomly... I also now stream videogames on Twitch.

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[greelin]

this is what posting on here feels like

[greelin]

Still feels like this btw

[zeitghost]

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[wormspoodle]

COMMISSION SHEET (i will be taking 4 at a time)

text description of the information under the cut

*PRICING:

Waist Lineart: $10 USD

Full Lineart: $15 USD

Waist Flatcolor: $20

Full Flatcolor: $25

Extra Characters (max amount of 3): $4 USD per extra character

*I am willing to negotiate the prices as long as it's reasonable

WILL/CAN DRAW

- OCs/ Fanart/ Ships/ Suggestive/ etc.

- basically anything that isn't on the "Can't/Won't" List

CAN'T/WON'T DRAW

-hateful content

- nsfw

- mecha

- complex backgrounds

i reserve the right to refuse any commission

- these commissions are meant to be simple for me, the backgrounds will be fairly simple unless you have something specific in mind

- if you get a lineart commission, I can send it via Email or Discord if you want to color it for yourself

- be as specific as possible, and provide reference photos for what you have in mind

- you can pay after I have sent the sketch or after the piece is finished

- DO NOT claim commissioned artwork as your own or sell it anywhere (otherwise i don't care what you do with it)

- Cashapp or Venmo (preferably)

feel free to DM me any questions!

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[hugsandchaos]

Reblogging to stay on Warm Beverages

[nshtn]

@bonsoir-oiseau

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[thememedaddy]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Italian Chocolate Pie

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[kkshowtunes]

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[red-signal]

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[prulock]

China ramps up arrests of women who write gay male erotica - LGBTQ Nation

At least 30 writers were arrested in the country, most of them women in their 20s.

"At least 30 writers, nearly all of them women in their 20s, have been arrested across the country since February, the defense lawyer for one detained author told the BBC."

[straynoahide-deactivated2026032]

please people give this more circulation in the west/english-speaking internet... the draconian CCP is literally cracking down on fujoshi.

the CCP oppresses hong kong and denies them self-determination, threatens taiwanese freedom, embezzles money making poor regions more impoverished (see: tofu schools tragedies), persecutes christians and "reeduates" ethnic religious minorities like the uyghurs. now, they also attack queerness and female sexuality.

the CCP are some of the worst bookburners of our age, but post-tiananmen and due to chinese soft power they've disappeared from western attention. don't let that happen: condemn red tyrants.

[afeelgoodblog]

Why hasn’t this been done before?

[autisticexpression]

You know why.

[petrosapian]

Mind the Gap: a handbook of clinical signs on black and brown skin

Second year medic, Malone Mukwende, has been working with staff members as part of a student-staff partnership project looking at clinical t

[missmixx-a-lot]

Cause racial health disparities…

[xmagnet-o]

I hope this gets published

[algorizmi]

It is available for download as a pdf from their website. www.blackandbrownskin.co.uk/mindthegap

[imperatorsapphiosa]

Hey, if anyone’s curious, this IS making a serious impact — this handbook was taught as standard practice for my EMT license course, as well as several other programs. A lot of new providers are being taught this as a matter of course.

[everythingfox]

Most normal orange cat