Jun 20, 2025
gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!
Jan 31, 2024
Ego, Miettam leviter pedis latere tangens: Mietta, movere, ne in te incurram
Mietta, oculis magnis: tu Miettae calcem IMPINGIS? illius corpori sicut folli calcem impingis?! eheu! eheu! In carcerem Mater conjiciatur! In carcerem in Mille Annos conjiciatur!!!!
Millions of thanks to @alda-rana for a much, much better translation
May 10, 2023
first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?
3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.
#ok this is the LAST time i exploit this format i swear#liu bang#Emperor Gaozu of Han#history meme#ancient china#second century failson -> sherif -> warlord -> emperor pipeline#epilogue: first year as the founder of the Han Dynasty.#you spend most of your time cussing people out and sleeping with your bf.#you are a huge improvement from the last guy so the country enters 400 years of peace and prosperity.#in case anyone was thinking “haha 2nd cent warlord is so wacky” chinese history is literally just Like That#second century warlord
Jun 18
this is not a shitpost blog but i really fucking want to present to you my insufferable memes i made
Nov 29, 2025
Nov 7, 2025
Jul 20
Astronaut Text Post Memes – Apollo 11 Edition (pt 5)
#'Depersonalization' 'locking in' 'Thursday'#Is 100% going in my list of top favorite text post memes I've made 😭#That describes the three of them to like. A concerning degree#space#apollo 11#moon day#moon day monday#moon day 2026#lunar landing day#the moon landing#moon landing#july 20#neil armstrong#michael collins#mike collins#buzz aldrin#astronaut text post memes#my creations#nasa#nasa history#apollo program#apollo astronauts#apollo missions#astronauts#nasa astronauts#text post memes#astronaut meme#text post meme#history meme#🌕🦭
