Feb 2
Death: "Were you aware that Hellhounds can't see colour?
Fury: "Yes, Death. Everyone knows that."
Death: "Okay, Smartass, tell me something I don't know."
Fury: "Strife has been sneaking into Y/n's bedroom for months.
Death: "HE'S WHAT?!"
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
seen from Singapore
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Azerbaijan
seen from South Korea
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
Death: "Were you aware that Hellhounds can't see colour?
Fury: "Yes, Death. Everyone knows that."
Death: "Okay, Smartass, tell me something I don't know."
Fury: "Strife has been sneaking into Y/n's bedroom for months.
Death: "HE'S WHAT?!"
Pov: Strife and War as vampire hunters
War doesn’t quite understand human slang yet...
He’s trying his best though, guys.
(saw this on a meme and I had to redraw it with these two. Especially after playing Genesis)
I've been thinking about this the whole day (sorry if someone already did it)
How some of the Darksiders characters would respond to someone knocking on their stall door
I only watched the playthrough of Darksiders I and finished playing Darksiders II you should take it with a grain of salt
I compared my height with height of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
War wouldn't even see me.
War: You aren't going to believe who's beautiful today!
Fury: Who?
War: Recite the first two words I've said.
Fury:
The Council watching War suffer for like a hundred years when they know the truth
I'm heading to the shops, can you guys watch him for me? Don't let him shoot anything.