more random shit me and my friends have said but its the ousiders
Ponyboy: GUYS STOP I HAVE FAKE NEWS I NEED TO TELL YOU FOR ATTENTION
*At a DQ*
Two-Bit: Yo, If you hit the worm I’ll hit the sea-lion,
Steve: …Bet.
(@sacksuckler)
*Also at DQ*
Darry: Uhh yeah can I get a…. A…. KEITH STOP TOUCHING MY ASS. Ya know what? I’ll just have a vanilla cone.
Worker: mhm….
Two-Bit: Have you seen it yet…?
Dallas: Seen what?
Two-Bit: ….MY GIGANTIC SCHLONG
*Steve and ponyboy sitting near one another in dead silence*
Steve: GOD CAN YOU STOP BREATHING SO FUCKING LOUD?
Ponyboy: When I was little, I thought rubbing your temples was like jorking off, so when i would read a romance book and it said something like “he rubbed his temples in frustration" I thought this guy was just jorkin’
Johnny: *freaky hand motion* GOD I'M SO FRUSTERATED!
