#dart meme

[arcticmonkeysproblems]

[argentnoir]

➵ (I know I'm a zillion years late but I'm insanely curious)

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I would hurt you or use you (This is what Tseng does, unapologetically. You can either trust him or trust him. I suggest you trust him). | You unsettle me. | I dislike you or you annoy me (Alvis gave him a stick to shove up his ass. Nuff said). | I would like to get to know you better (Tseng is very nosy and likes to know about everyone’s business). | I pity you. | You confuse me (Everyone confuses him, I cri inside at his people skills). | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you (Superficially though. He really doesn’t like making friends because he feels it impairs his judgement). | I would fight by your side (Aw yeah). | I would hug you or hold your hand (OKAY). | I would kiss you (OKAY THIS TOO). | I would sleep with you (He’s more likely to slap Alvis over the head if he suggested it atm tbh). | I would lie for you (Too easy). | I would protect you (Yup). | I would fall in love with you (He might. He won’t want to but he might. The heart wants what it wants after all). | I would kill for you (Happily). | I respect you. | You are my family (TURKS THO). | I don’t know you.

[argentnoir]

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I would hurt you or use you (He will most probably cause her emotional pain more than anything else. “Elena, you talk too much.”) | You unsettle me. | I dislike you or you annoy me. | I would like to get to know you better (She’s his partner, of course he wants to know her. They’re stuck together like an old married couple as it is). | I pity you (A little. She joined the Turks while they were on a downwards slope. Things haven’t really picked up). | You confuse me (Ayyyy. People are all mysteries, women especially so). | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you (He’d like a friend or two, seriously). | I would fight by your side (YES). | I would hug you or hold your hand (If she needed it, why not?). | I would kiss you (>.>). | I would sleep with you (How about dinner first?). | I would lie for you (In a heartbeat). | I would protect you (He’ll dive right in there, np). | I would fall in love with you (He might, further down the line). | I would kill for you (Yup). | I respect you (She’s his partner in crime, literally). | You are my family (TURK BAE NO.1). | I don’t know you.

[argentnoir]

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I would hurt you or use you (The Turks are at his disposal to use as he sees fit, for the good of them all). | You unsettle me (He’s so relaxed around her I don’t even understand). | I dislike you or you annoy me. | I would like to get to know you better (Tell him your deepest, darkest secrets Cissnei). | I pity you (She was raised by Shinra and trained to become a Turk. That’s a rough childhood for anyone). | You confuse me (How is she still so grounded?). | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you (They are going to be friends whether she wants it or not. He’s going to shove himself right into her life. Just try to stop him <3). | I would fight by your side (Yasssss). | I would hug you or hold your hand (And maybe grope her too. I’m sorry). | I would kiss you (>.>). | I would sleep with you (Friends with benefits? He thinks he can do that. But no he will totally fall for her too because that’s how he operates). | I would lie for you (If you want to keep those Zack sightings to yourself that’s fine. Just come back to HQ, you’re clearly compromised). | I would protect you (Aggressively). | I would fall in love with you (I’m not saying it’s guaranteed but he totally would). | I would kill for you (Np). | I respect you (She’s so young and yet so level headed. More than Tseng was at that age). | You are my family (TEAM TURK). | I don’t know you.

[argentnoir]

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I would hurt you or use you (UNINTENTIONALLY I PROMISE. Tseng hurts people without meaning to. His silence and that thing he does where he ‘omits the truth’ is his worst enemy). | You unsettle me. | I dislike you or you annoy me. | I would like to get to know you better (He would like to know everything about Chaos thank you). | I pity you. | You confuse me (He’s bad enough with people and now there’s a planetary WEAPON to contend with -he just… doesn’t know what to do with Chaos or his feelings). | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you (They’re friends already aren’t they?). | I would fight by your side (IF CHAOS WOULD LET HIM. OMG STOP WITH THE OVER PROTECTIVENESS. It’s so cute though, help me). | I would hug you or hold your hand (Pls hold his hand and give him lots of almost bone-crushing hugs). | I would kiss you (Chaos pls). | I would sleep with you (akhshghjjahds pls). | I would lie for you (Just say the word). | I would protect you (He would lie to keep him out of harm’s way. You know those missions he disappears for, for weeks at a time where contacting him is near impossible? Those aren’t regular missions). | I would fall in love with you (He loves him already, in his own quiet way <3). | I would kill for you (No one can threaten Chaos and Arles without consequences). | I respect you. | You are my family (^^’ He will never say it out loud). | I don’t know you.

[argentnoir]

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I would hurt you or use you (Say, you’re the one with all the intelligence right? How about we plant a few rumours or leave a few classified documents lying around? Let’s call it a social experiment and watch how the dominoes fall). | You unsettle me (A little bit but not too much. SOLDIERs aren’t his favourite department). | I dislike you or you annoy me. | I would like to get to know you better (He would like to pick Kunsel’s brains really). | I pity you. | You confuse me. | I feel indifferent towards you (He doesn’t know Kunsel well enough to miss him should he go awol. Tseng would just shrug and call him a casualty of war). | I would be friends with you (Maybe). | I would fight by your side (Turk and SOLDIER, best kind of team imo). | I would hug you or hold your hand. | I would kiss you. | I would sleep with you. | I would lie for you (Kunsel is a SOLDIER, and all SOLDIERs are assets of Shinra. A small lie here and there won’t hurt. If Tseng has to lie to get Kunsel out of a hot mess, he’ll do it. He’ll come back with a receipt later <3) | I would protect you (Tseng actually has some sense of humanity. He botched a mission once in BC because he prioritised saving a person’s life over his mission. He does this). | I would fall in love with you (TOO SOON). | I would kill for you (Eyyyy, for Shinra). | I respect you (Dude, where do even acquire this information? Join the Turks. We can use someone like you). | You are my family (You could be but you playin’). | I don’t know you.

[argentnoir]

➵ [ Vincent ]

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I would hurt you or use you (Tseng does this to everyone, no exceptions). | You unsettle me (Vincent is the physical embodiment of a Turk gone wrong. There is so much about him that makes Tseng uneasy, I can’t quite articulate). | I dislike you or you annoy me. | I would like to get to know you better (He’s an enigma, and Tseng likes solving puzzles). | I pity you (This as well). | You confuse me (What’s with the whole AVALANCHE business man? Traitor. And yet, he doesn’t blame him aha. So much internal conflict wth). | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you (Lost long Turk bro). | I would fight by your side (Turk broooo). | I would hug you or hold your hand. | I would kiss you. | I would sleep with you. | I would lie for you (Rejoin the Turks Vincent. No one needs to know. It’ll be our little secret <3) | I would protect you (Vincent saved his ass once and Tseng tries to repay his debts. If it means jumping in front of a bullet, he’ll do it -even though Vincent is immortal and Tseng is more likely to die from doing that =/). | I would fall in love with you. | I would kill for you (Vincent can kill people himself but okay). | I respect you (Begrudgingly, Vincent has earned it). | You are my family (More like the outcast, rebel, step-child no one talks about). | I don’t know you.

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I would hurt you or use you (He has done this though, it’s canon <3 He will do it again because he can. But in all honesty, he won’t do anything that will cause Rufus real, physical harm. Tseng doesn’t see the emotional harm he causes in the process). | You unsettle me (Rufus always has him on edge. He doesn’t know whether he can ever fully trust him. It’s like he’s waiting for history to repeat itself). | I dislike you or you annoy me (Poor Tseng, he doesn’t know what to do with Rufus half the time). | I would like to get to know you better (Tseng must know everything about everyone, Rufus included). | I pity you (Buried deep inside lies sympathy. He observed a lot while watching over Rufus when he was younger -which is probably why he stands by him and quietly supports him now). | You confuse me (Look everyone confuses Tseng. Rufus more so than others but that’s nothing new). | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you. | I would fight by your side (He would rather fight with Rufus tucked away safely in a bullet proof room but you know). | I would hug you or hold your hand (and pat your head and stick plasters on your cuts and feed your dog). | I would kiss you (>.> Only if he asked nicely and Tseng was in the right mood). | I would sleep with you (It will take a lot of persuasion but if anyone can do it, Rufus can. Look at that faith). | I would lie for you (Yah). | I would protect you (he does this already). | I would fall in love with you (he loves Rufus a lot, not that he’ll ever admit such a thing). | I would kill for you (He does this too). |I respect you (It takes a different kind of person to earn Tseng’s loyalty and Rufus has it). | You are my family (He considers him one of them, even if Rufus doesn’t think so). | I don’t know you.