#dashivy

[aestheticaxolotl]

WORST TIME FOR ME TO ASK BECAUSE THE POST IS TWO YEARS OLD BUT ,, ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა you should totally finish ur dashivy headcanons!! haven't looked at the carmen sandiego for so long but i remember being the biggest dashivy enthusiast :(( + used to have a fic for them on my deleted acc

Bro you are so right- I'll do that right now actually

So Dash and Ivy, Dash is an on-the-run criminal and Ivy is the ACME golden girl. This shouldn't work but it kinda does.

For the longest time after their meeting in the watch store, ivy makes it her GOAL to catch the dapper hatter. And Dash makes it his goal to try and get her to date him

They literally have had 'dates' across the world, Paris, Germany, London, and all those good tasty places

More often than not they kinda call it quits at the climax of every battle and go get coffee or tea or something like that.

This ends in them just chatting and getting to know each other on a personal level. It's nice, and lots of people mistake them for a couple. Ivy hates this more often than not until one day she's just like-

"Yeah- He's quite the prince charming-"

Dash is shook.

I could not begin to describe HOW they came up with their dynamic, but Dash became the stay-at-home (with an inheritance in his back pocket) and Ivy is the Breadwinner.

If you think Ivy isn't wearing the pants in this relationship, you are wrong.

Ivy works and Dash pays for ALL the expenses. They casually date and live in the same place for like five years.

It's freaking ZACH that asks if they're gonna get married.

Both respond no, they love each other but marriage isn't something that either of them is prioritizing, it's not for them.

They file their taxes (Ivy makes dash file) as domestic partners

It just works

[quirkychaoticraptor]

Not related to "Star Wars", but I just wanted to say...I ship Dash Haber with Ivy, now. *immediately shields self from incoming riots and thrown objects*

[aestheticaxolotl]

DashIvy Headcanons

- Ivy, as per show standards, began to work for A.C.M.E and for the Chief. This did not stop her from hunting down as many V.I.L.E operatives as she and Zack could. 

- Dash Haber was spotted in Berlin, Germany. Oh dear god how fitting.

-Ivy fest personally entitled to catch Dash Haber, she could NOT explain why, but she had to get him herself. 

-Zack teased her, seeing as Carmen and Ivy had filled in the rest of the team about the ‘Gold Gnome’ incident.

-Ivy, all swaddled in coats and furs and hats, was sitting in a warm café, staring at a rather popular and expensive suit store when she saw an ever so familiar nose and hat strolling into the store.

-Of course, Dash had seen the red headed mistress that he’d been so inexplicably interested in when V.I.L.E had been active and running it’s rampage. He did not expect, then or now, that she was working against him.

-Okay maybe part of him suspected something, but he wasn’t hiding anymore. In all honestly, he’d been glad to see her, even if they were not here for the same reasons.

-Ivy strolled into the store a few minuets after Dash had and was looking at a rather sharp pair of cufflinks that no doubt would have gotten the attention of the ex-V.I.L.E operative.

-But Dash wasn’t looking at the cufflinks, no, he was looking at Ivy, smiling.

-Ivy had to cover her face, she was blushing so hard.

-”And what’s a pretty lady like you doing in a place like this?”

-”What’s a top class criminal doing buying ratty rags like these?”

- Dash was only slightly offended by this, pointing out the stitching and that she had no evidence that he was a criminal or (that if he was top class and smug about it) she couldn’t prove if he was.

-Until she held up an image from security footage of him battling Carmen.

-”Okay so maybe you do-”

-Ivy never liked sending places into chaos the way her brother did, she wanted to take him in quickly and quietly. But Dash would not go easily, she knew that.

-”Perhaps I can convince you to maybe... Get rid of that footage?”

-”Yeah? And how you plan on doing that?”

-”Well by wooing you and taking you for dinner tonight, we are civil people, I’m sure we can come up with something

I’m gonna stop here for now, let me know if y’all wanna read more!