the fog in silent hill is from my vape

24 • he/she • lesbian

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

When your grandma has BPD #bpdgrandma

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

why is his avatar a cracker

[nikoiya]

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

im a girl

[catgirlslimies]

Thank God all these people are dead

[antfucker98]

i’m still alive. i still talk to diggledagger regularly too he’s a friend of mine

[catgirlslimies]

Well now I feel guilty. Sorry

[antfucker98]

it’s ok. you could still feel happy at the thought of me not being alive if you want

[crazysodomite]

cashing out my cottagecore green mossy mushroom adoptables i've been hoarding for retirement money and crashing the market, making the cyberpunk closed species adoptable prices skyrocket

[hzrnvm]

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

[hzrnvm]

Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.

ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation.

[hzrnvm]

ok honestly fuck you for real

ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[dykals]

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

[finder-plus]

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

[joyfactory]

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[jame7t]

Just one of many treasures

[333dotexe]

y r u in silent hill

[jame7t]

There must be something I can use here…

[raeazure]

Linux user smugly looking up from their screens (they aren't aware anything happened, that's just their natural expression)

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[beebot2]

i forgot about terrible comic day. heres one called "4 guys"

[kakashitting]

sasuke in the higher up hokage meetings after naruto pardoned him even though everyone in the village hates his ass making eye contact with shikamaru glaring holes in him across the room

[morkitten]

hold on I gotta watch all 220 naruto episodes

[morkitten]

i still don’t get it

[morkitten]

oh hold on there’s naruto shippuden lemme watch all 500 episodes of that rq

[morkitten]

yeah this is funny

[vyl3tpwny]

I'M SORRY I'M ON TUMBLR MOBILE AND I ACCIDENTALLY SUGGESTED A COMMUNITY LABEL FOR YOUR MLP ANT POST PLEASE FORGIVE ME 😭🙏

idk what that means tbh someone explain it to me in fortnite terms

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I too am sorry you're on tumblr mobile app. That sucks.

There is a button that says "For Everyone". Click that and you can suggest a Community Label mature tag for violence, drug abuse, and sexual content.

Down here===================VVVV

[vyl3tpwny]

ok thanks for trying silver spoon but that's not really in fortnite terms

[gaykillerfrog]

You got reported on accident by a kid who was spectating you while they were trying to queue up for another match

[vyl3tpwny]

NOOO THATS NOT GOODD… OH NOOO

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[hotvampireadjacent]

Wouldnt it just be easier to get a job at McDonald’s and then quit when you have the pants

[memewhore]