#date everything nightmare

[diminand]

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[cryinganabell]

Silly

[cookiesart]

Happy anniversary to Date everything! Here’s a playlist I made to celebrate lol

And here’s all of them visible!

[djvance]

if the guy who commented "why is his name breastmaster" on my other post involving Skips comes back I want them to point out Mateo's username being senatortedcruz

[killer-pancake]

Okay, what if the Dateivators were called the Careivators and the house owner was a kid? Orphaned, living with their aunt who's always away on business, trying to take care of themselves. One day, they get these glasses which turn anything into people. It's all the same, but everyone doesn't flirt with the child. (Obviously). They sleep in their aunt's room so Betty comforts them after an encounter with Nightmare. The Hanks are ecstatic to be the cool uncles. Barry walks them through how to take care of themselves. Ben-Hwa has the decency to be restrained around a child (I like to think they say their "accessories" are just feathers). Beverly makes them mocktails while they dance with Rainey.

Dorian's protective instincts would be through the roof. Keith is not pulling one over this kid on his watch.

Could you imagine the confusion and panic on Volt and Eddie's faces when an 8-year-old walks in? Could you imagine how happy Parker would be to have someone to play with more often? How happy Bodhi would be to teach the kid all about his era?

Jean Loo would be the favorite. He's literally toilet humor.

[nightbloomingsirius]

posting my art of betty and nightmare here 😛

[galacticcrash]

holy fuck the realized objects are fucking gorgeous

i'll save the postgame screencaps for another post

[minimonkeymoop]

Date Everything AU where the homeowner is suffering severe depression and self-sabotages all relationships and basically makes all the items hate them until they all realise what's wrong and try to help them get better lead by best girl Betty because she notices it first because she's amazing Eddie is a hypocrite obviously Volt sobs at how much you hate yourself Lux, Amyr and Barry try to give you a glow up to feel better about yourself All the kitchen guys make you all your favourite foods Koa chills in silence with you on your bad days while you snuggle Mateo and all his pets Nightmare gives you nightmares of being LOVED TOO MUCH lmao All of the 'Theatre kid' (Jean Loo, Chairemi, Drysdale and Washford, I, Ronaldini, Tina, Keyes, Rainey etc.) items take turns entertaining you when you don't want to watch anything on Telly Memoria spends time reminding you of all the good things you've done As autism I need Timothy to sit next to me so I can hear the ticking because me like that sound Dorian gets super overprotective and makes it so only a certain number of people can get to you on bad days Hector keeps things at the perfect tempterature and even visits you awkwardly sometimes to ask if you want any changes And you can just snuggle Teddy at all times I'm so autistic