Jan 3, 2023
What Could Have Been
My friend and I were discussing the best dates we’ve ever had.
I casually mention that a friend I went on ONE date with took me to his place, we had a nice home-cooked dinner, and then he gave me a sword.
Al: You went to his house.
Me: Yes.
Al: He cooked for you.
Me: Yes.
AL: And he gave you a sword.
Me: Yes and then we listened to Caramelldansen on the way home.
Al:...And you DIDN’T suck this man’s dick!?
They then go on a five-minute rant on why I should have.
TL;DR I need to message the dude who gave me a sword 8 years ago and give him head I guess.
