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My name is Beth, I'm a fucking loser but that's ok. This blog is a mess of things I like from aesthetics to monster fucking. listen I say I wanna fuck Venom ONE TIME and now I'm just the groups' resident monster fucker, whatever.

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Hostile

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Да, комиссар

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World Heritage Post

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[neenarchive]

vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

[neenarchive]

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

[irrational-dreamer]

Ok, my archaeometrist ass has something to say!

First, an archaeologist wouldn’t carbon date something. It’s not his job. This kind of analysis belongs to the archaeometrist, thank you very much!

Next, using carbon dating on a vampire raise really interesting questions. Because, you see, you can only carbon date completely dead things. Basically, the body absorb Carbon 14 while it’s alive, and after death, this radioactive element slowly decompose (half of it every 5730 years). When you measure how much is left, you can know how long ago the person/plant/whatever died. Going back to the vampire. Officially, vampires are dead. But they feed on human blood, living humans. I’m not sure of the logistic of carbon 14 linking itself to a body, but I think it would false the result. The good news is, as vampire can talk, they would be able to confirm or not. Meaning that we would be able to create a template and see if drinking blood reset your quantity of carbon 14, or if you can still get the age of death of the vampire by removing whatever carbon 14 they ingest through blood. But I think it would depend of how much blood they had ingested since their passing, and a lot of other variables.

The other question is: how dead is a vampire? Do they still breathe? How do they interact with their environment? Would that be enough to keep their carbon 14 at “normal” level? If so, they would be considered alive by this dating technique. Wouldn’t that be an emotional journey for our poor vampire?

I’m actually really invested in this.

[neenarchive]

*dropping a garlic-free lasagne on the counter top* my love, we’ve talked about inviting archaeometrists to our dinner parties

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

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Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[intriga-hounds]

She wants to know if anybody wants to pway fwogs with her

[intriga-hounds]

We pwayed fwogs a widdo after her baff :)

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[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[fuckadietcoke]

Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

[cumaeansibyl]

I feel like I should just queue this to post once a week but at random times

[fatsexybitch]

Everytime this sucker pops out of my queue it's relevant

[diaspora-transan]

Video ID: Lil Nas X sits in a white tank top. Lil Nas makes coughing and "hnnn" noises while gesturing wildly, with many nods, shrugs, and looks of "oh boy". He gestures at his hair, the world around him, and the camera. He puts his hands on his hips, then says "it's been a lot of shit." [End ID]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[decomposedmaw]

Chillin’ on the Bridge

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[deathcomequickly]

The Drowned Halls

Ko-fi

[my-dailydreams]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[transarsonist]

His greed, it sickens me

[theswampghost]

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

[my-dailydreams]

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