#dating fictional characters

[biximagyins]

My parents should have known there was something wrong when I had my first crush, which was on Obi Wan Kenobi when I was seven.

Which led to a lifetime of me being exclusively interested in fictional middle aged men.

[groovy-lady]

[Image Description: a soft pink poster with cream colored cursive script of the quote “I am single because apparently the only good men are fictional.” -Jane Hayes, Austenland.]

[lovelyselfshipper]

Name: Leopold “Leo” Bloom (The Producers (1968)).

Loved Since: Forever.

Married: June 4th, 2021.

I met Leo through my Uncle Max Bailystock. I did my best to stop my Uncle Max from doing what he does, but I wasn’t successful. Though I did successfully help Leo turn himself in and so the judge gave Leo a lighter sentence. Leo and I understand each other very well and we connected from the moment we met. Leo is sweet, caring, compassionate, shy, and very loving. We help each other deal with our anxieties. Leo and I dated for a few years before finally marrying! We are so happy and in love!

[the-leech-lord]

F/O: *exists*

Me: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

[im-not-dede]

I’m perfectly content being hopelessly in love with people that will never know I exist or don’t even exist themselves.

[fanfuelfiction]

Vent? Uhm.

Initially was a sketch inspired by the lilo and stitch, stitch death scene, in stitch has a glitch. And the song youth by daughter. Which led to staying up really late finishing it.... Oof.

Hope it looks ok ^^

https://youtu.be/0WtjPpjRLEU speedpaint :3

[groovy-lady]

As a fictophile, I love and feel very lucky that my friends and family accept me and my FO! My friends were wonderful when they helped me marry Spock last November! My mom has even told me once that I’m better off loving fictional characters because I won’t get my heart broken! My mom has also reminded me that I’m already married to Spock when I’ve been down about not finding a real life relationship! Yaaaay!! I’ve been loving fictional characters for years and that will never go away!

[the-leech-lord]

What is everyone doing with their f/os during quarantine???