#datmontparnasse

[callipygianspud]

I forgot to buy sweets when I went to the shop, and hannah deliberately ate all her wine gums so I couldn’t steal any ;(

[ofgeography]

Public is fine. Yeah, usually I'd have to think about someones hogwarts house, but even just scrolling, it's like, mollyhall is so hufflepuff. you can imagine your stories being passed around the hufflepuff common room, being scribbled into letters home etc. you're such a warm loveable person, there's nowhere else i could imagine you. gryffindor tendencies fo sho, but you're one of helgas through and through xx

awwww, poubellita. this is such sweet reasoning! i honestly just went, “yeah, i love food and literally nothing in the whole world is more Very Me than a teenager shouting THAT’S NOT FAIR!!! and getting really furious about it,” but i like your thought process way better.

[callipygianspud]

date night? all you can eat chinese? save me from the library?

if id had more warning then date night would have been beautiful ♥

[callipygianspud]

they wouldnt say the b word

Excuse me, I would say Bread all the time in a fictional world.If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

[freebooter4ever]

”idk why this is so relaxing to watch” - Jas

Thank you everyone who kept me company while texturing today <3 Even ya’ll who were mostly silent, I appreciate you. Taking a break from the computer for a while, I’ll be back later

[freebooter4ever]

So I woke up late today, ended up in the usual lunch rush traffic downtown, pulled onto the backroad along the river and watched this white jeep with huge ass wheels race a minivan at the merge point (who actually thought it could win, who were they kidding silly minivan) to pull in front of it and then the jeep took off at like 70mph on an industrial road that even I only dare to go 55-60 because potholes/gigantic trucks/dust make a dangerous combination sometimes. Anyway, I caught up to the jeep like half a mile down at the light and noticed the licence plate read “ZAPHOD”, and I started cracking up because truly if you dare to name your car Zaphod, you can ONLY go at minimum 30 over the speed limit on an industrial backroad, A+ appropriate ridiculousness, sir.

This was almost as good as that time I got stuck behind the minivan where the back window and trunk were filled to the ceiling with human bones and skulls. Or the SUV with five huge dogs in the backseat sticking their heads out at random intervals.

Pittsburgh industrial backroads; they can be unexpectedly exciting.

[callipygianspud]

blankets

NO, ONESIES YOU PHILISTINE!

[callipygianspud]

i miss u

Haha everyone look at this nerd with it’s feelings