#david cummings

[shutupeiffel]

[charlieeeeee-c-c]

so guys…. like.. when is David “Cumming back” the people are scared the people are worried.

[vinecovered-mech]

operation mincemeat is an important pillar of queer culture and if you don’t get it you don’t get it

[51kas81]

Blue Bloods S2.E13 Leap of Faith (2012)

[comeupinns]

An open letter to David Cummings and the no sleep podcast crew,

All I've ever asked of you was to be scared. To feel mild anxiety, horror or light disgust. And you all have delivered time and time again. The Pig story-line was stellar. The seaside pub story was beautifully built. On Saturday June first of 2019 you released a season finale that certainly did that but it did something more. It was heart wrenching. You've made some sadder stories before but this one built so much love for the characters that it reached a level of depravity that you have never reached before. The production was brilliant. But I must say fuck you for making me feel that way. Very well done and fuck you.

[i-sh1p-malec]

Nobody:

David Cummings, host of the NoSleep Podcast: Atrocious Alliteration

[jenthetracy]

Two portraits of David Cummings.

[fishdavidson]

Dream Journal 2017-09-13: Horror Stories For Nerds

“Do you want to hear a scary story?” a voice asks me at the start of this dream. I know that voice. It’s David Cummings, host of the NoSleep Podcast. And heck yes, I wanna hear a scary story! I’m subscribed to that podcast in the first place because I like scary stories.

David prepares to tell his story. He pulls out a computer tower that looks really expensive and puts it in the bed of a truck. “We’re going to give this computer away to whoever wants it.” I want this expensive computer.

“But there’s a catch,” David says as he opens up the chassis and starts unplugging very expensive components. “The computer is going to be in pieces.”

At this point, I don’t really care. I’ve built computers before, and it’s like putting together an expensive Lego set. Free computers? This is something I can definitely get behind.

David tosses the loose computer parts in the bed of the truck and starts up the vehicle. “If you want the computer, all you have to do is get to the parts before the caravan does.”

What caravan?

That’s when David pulls into the street and drives off. A seemingly infinite line of cars follows behind him. Some random dude appears in the back of David’s truck, computer components in hand. He’s dangling the parts over the roadway while the vehicle is in motion. Every so often, he intentionally drops a part right in the middle of the lane. The cars won’t run over the parts as long as they’re careful, but the anxiety I’m feeling as cars are zipping over a $1,000 graphics card is unbelievably intense.

And to top things off, all the cars are tailgating each other. That means there’s no safe way to wade into traffic to get the parts without getting killed. And an infinitely long line of tailgating cars will take a while to pass by, if you know what I mean. I have to avert my eyes from the road. As much as I want to get that graphics card, a hospital visit is probably going to be a lot more expensive than that card is worth.

I walk away from it all. David Cummings has succeeded in telling me the scariest story a nerd like me will ever hear.

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Picture of a broken computer taken by Tara Hunt.