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[for-the-love-of-the-arts]

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Behold… Gerianne's "Useful" from her Jean debut!

It was a magical experience to be in the Golden for a second cover debut, especially such a highly anticipated one such as this.

[troutmemo]

alexpeter + tie motif

(@andrewlloydwebbersipad & @callmelasagna's masters)

bonus:

[teashoesandhair]

Thinking about a Muppets version of The Mummy (1999) where every single character is played by a Muppet except for Jonathan Carnahan

[teashoesandhair]

#ok but consider: all the ancient egyptians in flashbacks are also inexplicably human#including imhotep#implying that muppets were not always everywhere but at some point maybe people started turning into them? who knows?#which of course is never in a million years addressed#bonus points if some of the heiroglyphs and stuff feature muppets but ☝️ only stuff from later in egyptian history#because you *know* a muppet mummy movie would make a point of paying an absurd amount of attention to detail#to the point where it ends up being way more historically accurate than the original movie#also imhotep's mummification is now muppetfication i guess?#attempts by ancient humans to transcend the limitations of flesh#by wrapping themselves in cloth and emptying their insides to make room for the hand of a divine puppeteer#shit now *i'm* the one getting carried away lmao#the mummy (via wizardlyghost)

[ratwheel]

Listen I'm just saying when it comes to Spirk mpreg that only one of them has child-bearing hips and it ain't Spock.

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[feralratbitesu]

[fish-sidekick]

immortalizing this

& more

[gordon-freeman-official]

Bondage Dom's Subs and More sounds like the name of a very interesting sandwich restaurant

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

this is how act one scene four goes

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i got fucking recognised

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[borntolead]

Montlie + actors » [4/?] 🎥: @mozartlikestheatre @andrewlloydwebbersipad @mttztrading

[nicky999doors]

[jabberwockypie]

[despazito]

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women

[mexicast]

Murdered & Missing Indigenous Women & Girls - Assembly of First Nations

The AFN's Seeking have yet to see real, on-the-ground changes to end violence against First Nations women, girls, and gender-diverse people.

[luceatron3000]

recent doodles!

(ghostyluce on instagram)

[nessa007]

[hylian-prosecutor]

Sometimes I forget that I should be reading some of my moots' posts in a British accent

[defyinmavity]

ewen montagu you stole my heart

[jackfuckingtwist]

— He gets a lot of slack for that, but Edie was definitely an enabler in that situation.