Titles Are For Chumps

The blog that had a purpose but was lost. Now it's mostly shit posts and whatever I want. I hope you like it. I post a lot about my favorite podcasts and cartoons. An Official Ludobiologist.

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[how-queerious]

get a load a this guy, he doesn't believe in the sun

[browsethestacks]

@DOOM vs @EVERLOVINBLUES

Art by Dan Schkade

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[zitongzi]

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

[aspiringsorceress]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[ralfmaximus]

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

[theehorsepusssy]

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

[evilllica]

It’s laundry time

[despazito]

[dreamsy990]

[deep-state-partisan]

[non-state-actor]

[littlestfallenangel]

Reginald D. Hunter

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

The last part of that joke is now he's his manager

[segamascott]

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[parsnippety]

@the-nephelococcygian

[the-nephelococcygian]

🥸🎶

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

4 legs?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

YOU WIN MOST CURSED TAGS THANK YOU

[asteroidtroglodyte]

THE SAGA FUCKING CONTINUES

[asteroidtroglodyte]

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE POST

[asteroidtroglodyte]

WORSE IT GOT WORSE

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It is a very visibly double pregnant centaur standing between a vet’s office and a doctor’s office do try to keep up

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like to imagine that a centaur tailor would have patterns ready for all the style of centaur pants:

Of course, as our lady is rocking the sundress look, I’m just going to assume she’s going au naturale on the front half. Gotta keep it aired out, you know? Keeps things smelling fresh.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Unfortunately, my Centaur Anatomical Charts do not cover the Reproductive System. Alas

[wizardofbones]

How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You are quite right!

She isn’t wearing heels!

Those are her hooves

Seriously. Zoom in.

[wizardofbones]

Strange

[asteroidtroglodyte]

No one ever knows what to say to that

[sapphireclawe]

So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere

[thelonebookman]

I am depressed by the lack of reference in this curséd thread to John Varley's Gaia trilogy and his Titanides.

*sigh* It's like no one reads the classics anymore...

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Holy shit you were not kidding

[knittedintoacorner]

At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Finally!

Someone looked at that Doctor’s expression!

Like. My guy is very happy to see her.

[bacony-cakes]

i'd recognize that face anywhere

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge

[misstextures]

I don't remember what I did for you to show this monstrosity upon me but I probably deserve it to be honest

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc

[azeofspades]

TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[questcult]

[questcult]

As for clothing, anything that snaps or buckles is unlikely for anatomical reasons.

So they'd likely wear something similar to a loincloth up front with a caparison tossed over their back half.

Which is surprisingly close to what she's wearing in the actual image except she's decided to have her ass all out, likely as a kink thing.

[fenixfoxtrot510]

[theoneicelady]

Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis

[dalniente]

I think I found the source? No, it does not provide context (that I saw) (but I didn't look very hard).

[ttenaciousneatfinds]

Everyone has asked very good questions, but I can't help but wonder: Why is she matching a blue dress with a pink tail bow? And why isn't she tying it together with a matching hair accessory? Matching tail and hair accessories would be a lovely and very natural thing to do, to bring the outfit together, but she, despite being a clearly fashionable lady, has chosen not to do so. Is it simply that such matching is out of style, or does it have some meaning to it? Is the choice of pink tail accessory and blue dress symbolic of the gender of the child(children?) she's pregnant with? Going with the build-a-centaur idea, is the human half male and the horse part female? I can absolutely see that being the sort of fashion a proud fashionista horse mommy doing.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Absolutely Cogent Analysis

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[aesungaia]

In the future they will invent a way to be in bed and in the shower at the same time with no negative repercussions and it will be history's most important invention

[aesungaia]

It's for me

(No shade to this person I just thought it was a really funny thing to say in this specific situation)