Titles Are For Chumps

The blog that had a purpose but was lost. Now it's mostly shit posts and whatever I want. I hope you like it. I post a lot about my favorite podcasts and cartoons. An Official Ludobiologist.

[dragongirlbunny]

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

[dragongirlbunny]

we even have a The Plague

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

tintin is considering fleeing to the sahara because it's genuinely more bearable there right now

[sturner-artblog]

Tenner

[summercrane-deactivated20201109]

Visit Original Link

[theearthisourmother]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[how-queerious]

get a load a this guy, he doesn't believe in the sun

[browsethestacks]

@DOOM vs @EVERLOVINBLUES

Art by Dan Schkade

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[lalatongzi]

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

[aspiringsorceress]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[ralfmaximus]

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

[theehorsepusssy]

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

[evilllica]

It’s laundry time

[despazito]

[dreamsy990]

[deep-state-partisan]

[non-state-actor]

[littlestfallenangel]

Reginald D. Hunter

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

The last part of that joke is now he's his manager

[segamascott]