Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You’ll Ever Need buy now $12.96 If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you.
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Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You’ll Ever Need buy now $12.96 If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you.
Father’s Day is coming up this weekend (Sunday, June 21!), so we’re giving away a special prize pack in honor of one of Knock Knock’s favorite dads, David Vienna, author of Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You’ll Ever Need and The Daddy Complex.
Share your CTFD moment and you could win all of this awesome shit for Father’s Day!
(There are other ways to enter, too, but it’d be cooler to share your CTFD moment. Just sayin’.)
Enter now for there chance to tell the dad in your life to calm the fuck down.
I'm so excited! Really! I'm like Terrence-Howard-at-the-Oscars excited. In case you didn't know, David Vienna a.k.a. The Daddy Complex's book, "Calm the F*ck Down" (CTFD) is now available for purchase. Hooray!
As you may recall, David's book began as a brilliant and wildly successful post right here on Tumblr and then on the Huffington Post. It went viral. It was talked about on "The View" and on "The TODAY Show." Rumor has it, there's going to be a major motion picture based on in starring Sandra Bullock and Matt Damon. And there's talk that the movie will be turned into a Broadway show starring Katie Holmes and the entire cast of Glee (who are now out of work). Those last two things I may have made up. But maybe not. Either way, the book is terrific.
Why? Because it's brilliant advice. Calm the F*ck Down. Seriously. CTFD. Cool it. And the book is even better than the original post because there's so much more included in it. It's both funny and real. It's honest and helpful. I had the opportunity to read it a few months ago and give it two thumbs up plus other fingers too. We've become a nation of risk-averse, safety-obsessed, Purell-loving freaks, and David thinks it's time we all just CHILLAXed. And he's right. The book is funny, helpful and most importantly, it's the antidote to the age of over parenting. Bravo, David!
I'm so stoked to have won a ~signed~ copy of Calm the F*ck Down: the Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need in a contest sponsored by Knock Knock! I have been following David Vienna's blog, thedaddycomplex, for YEARS. Like, since before I had a kid...before I got married...before I even met my husband. Like, for as long as I can remember. Can't wait to have my laughter wake up my napping child while reading this! Thanks to everyone who made it possible!
I wanted to let you know that the movie David Vienna wrote, More Than Stars, is screening at the San Luis Obispo International Film Festival next week. Here's the trailer.
The story is based -- in part -- on his and his wife's struggle with infertility, so it's a deeply personal film. But it's also more than that. It's a drama. It's a comedy. And there's a sick car chase. (Not really.)
If you want to show support for David or his film, you can like the "More Than Stars" Facebook page. That's a ridiculously easy thing to do. You probably thought I was going to make you fly to California. No. Just click "like."
@davidvienna Bachmann says she was joking when she said quake/hurricane was a message from God. I get it! Because nothing's funnier than 40 dead.