alexieileen

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6046332-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Name: Alexi Eileen Age: 28 Location: Fairhope, Alabama I enjoy cryptograms, postcards, movie commentary, equality, animal rescue, car dancing, birthdays, free food, and dogs. My God, the dogs! I am an art school dropout who loves with her whole heart; does costuming/wardrobe for TV & film; doodles on everything; and attempts to cook. I'm also married to the world's cutest redhead, and we had our potentially red-headed daughter in September 2014. Oh, and we have the best rescue dog on earth, Káva. Eat your heart out. Best Local Blog/Website Runner-Up 2010 Nappie Awards The Lagniappe, Mobile, Alabama Email Me. Ask Me a Q. All content and photography belong to Alexi Felty, unless otherwise noted. © Alexi Eileen Felty, 2008 - 2014

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hey y'all pay attention this is good

[alexieileen]

The first 3 CDs I ever owned: - Tina Turner's Greatest Hits - Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette - Spice - Spice Girls

[alexieileen]

My Life is Just Disney Movies Now

I know there are a lot of Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert aficionados out there. Why? No weird, materialistic orphanage backstory can make me overlook the true cruelty of stealing the tiara of a BELOVED, KIDNAPPED INFANT. That is some dark and heartless shit, thief.

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[alexieileen]

I miss you and all your posts! You were one of my favorite blogs. I wish you would come back to tumblr or make your instagram public again :(

Why are you so nice?! Message me your Instagram, and I'll add you!

[alexieileen]

Airing of My Grievances

In no world would a lion with the voice of James Earl Jones beget a lion son with the voice of Matthew Broderick. Adult Simba is really wrecking The Lion King for me forevermore. I'm sorry, but is that really the very first time Elsa felt love? Has she never noticed that it thaws her frozen havoc before then? Okay, so Gill has a big plan to clog the aquarium filter, get put into bags, then roll out the window and across the road and plop into the ocean. The tank guys also know it takes 4.2 minutes for the dentist to poop. Why couldn't they just have Nigel the pelican just come in and scoop them up into his mouth and release them into the ocean during that timeframe?

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[alexieileen]

You have to have more experience to be hired for a minimum wage job after school than than to be a GOP candidate for the US Presidency.

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Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

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i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

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Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.html

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Cancer + Rat = Seahorse?   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Pisces + Tiger = Catfish!!

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Pisces+Ox=   Moose Also…

I have some things I would like to address here…

[alexieileen]

I'm a Leo born in the year of the Tiger. I'm a straight-up liger.

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i think it’s funny how men use myths of female inadequacy to cover for their own shortcomings. 

like how women are supposed to be horrible drivers, when four out of five serious or fatal crashes in new york are caused by male drivers and research shows that young men (18-24) have a tendency to take high risks, over-evaluate their driving skill and disrespect the rules. 

or how “women are stupid”, especially with regards to the debate of the wage gap, where men often claim that women earn less because they are less capable, when there are more women studying in higher educations, women are less likely to drop out of higher educations and are more likely to end up with a better degree than men. 

or how men claim that women talk too much, when research shows that men talk 65% of the time within the family and are more likely to talk in long monologues, whereas women more often offer commentary. Men also are more likely to interrupt; in fact, during a political debate, the former (female) minister of state in denmark was criticized in the media and made fun of for interrupting the current (male) minister of state too often - study found that he had interrupted her 28 times, whereas she only interrupted him 13 times.

or literally uncountable other scenarios. the truth is, male pride today is so inflated and builds on so many lies that it would be laughable - hadn’t it been for the fact that these things affect women’s lives every day. these jokes mean that white women earn 78 cents to a white man’s dollar. they mean that women can be ridiculed even for the things they haven’t done. they mean that women, as a gender, are assigned less worth even in the fields where they succeed. they mean that women, as a gender, are devalued and disrespected in every aspect of their professional and private lives. 

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I love this so much I was going to make a similar post: “Women are bad drivers” sneers the 23-year-old male who’s paying more on his auto insurance on the sole fact that insurance companies find us more viable to accidents. “Women just talk-talk-talk” sneers the guy who just went on a 30-minute rant about how “OP” Rey is in the new Star Wars.

[alexieileen]

Disney Life Principles

What I didn’t learn from Disney: That women are princesses that need rescued by men.

What I did learn from Disney: Don’t quiet your dog when she’s barking at other dogs in the night; it could be the Twilight Bark. They’re probably sounding the alert for stolen puppies or something.

[alexieileen]

My mechanical engineer and triathlete husband designed and created a GR 5 Titanium multi-tool for cyclists – or really, just anyone with a bike. It has 9 features and even more functions. What's cool is that it's one solid piece (no moving parts to break!) and can fit in your pocket. I’m so proud. If you’re interested, please consider backing us on Kickstarter! We are selling at huge discounts and with free shipping to anyone who does!

Thanks for your consideration! Support small businesses, even if it isn’t ours!

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So satisfying

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omg…this just made me …excited

[myworldinboxes]

In case anyone wants to know what helps my anxiety..this is it.

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Source: http://m.imgur.com/a/hB6kz

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And he stood up for all of these positions years before Hillary did.

Actively fought for them in the face of conservitard obstruction.

Hillary changed to these positions after Bernie’s poll numbers started going up.

[alexieileen]

On a scale of 1 to Sven, how much did you like Frozen?

[alexieileen]

Just a reminder to VOTE! You can make a huge difference, and you're the ones who inherit this world. So, again, VOTE! ...unless you're a republican, in which case, don't worry about this post, k?

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Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home