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Deep Aspect

There's an opinion that HDG and HFY are opposites. This opinion is incorrect, and now we'll show you why:

How many stories are there about humans trying to resist? And how many even mention a non-human doing this?

How much talk is there about independent humans, about Terran feralism? Compare that to cases (by the way, where are they?) of feralism among non-Terrans.

Are there many cases where a non-human wants to become human, to at least look like a human, to have human features? And vice versa, when a human desires to acquire non-human properties?

Being human is the hard "Dark Souls" mode "real physics" for absolute masters. The Affini and others are on lower difficulty levels.

That's why HDG is a variety of Humanity Fuck Yeah.

p.s. Humans are statistically the most preferred partners for sensual pleasures and are capable of losing themselves in bliss. (Consider this compensation for the difficulties.) Humans are attractive and desirable. There are even opinions that humans were created for pleasure. And are there many mentions of interspecies attraction without human involvement?

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Inevitability

Yes, the affini sometimes "go overboard" with their care for humans, and some of them have received reprimands from us for it. But we urge everyone to treat the affini with understanding.

Just imagine: you are an advanced being who has learned much in your long life. Your civilization has reached the heights of science and culture and has spread across the cosmos.

And so you're flying through this space-time, bothering no one, bringing peace, progress, happiness, and all that good stuff. When suddenly from around the corner of space...

Cutie humans!

And what and who are humans? Humans are: love, affection, care, hugs, adoration, admiration, attractiveness, sensuality, sex, help, joy, happiness, and everything-everything-everything. The delight of the universe! Oh yes, and they also need to be saved, since the cutie humans have big capitalist problems.

And that's it. Who could possibly resist that? That's right. No one.

The affini couldn't resist either. They never stood a chance.

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The Great Victory

Loyal children of Free Terra!

You have come so far, overcome countless hardships, and now, at last, you occupy the place in the universe you have rightfully earned!

The Affini Compact is defeated. Now the affini—those primitive beings—are under the care and protection. Your care and protection, free citizens of Free Terra!

Now each of you, by implanting an haustoric control biopanel into your brain, can become a lifelong guardian of one or several of these naive and simple-minded, yet sweet and charming plant creatures.

Give them the care and affection they so desperately need, and they will repay you with love and devotion. Every terran deserves an affini of their own!

P.S. Be a worthy example. Remember: “We are responsible for those we tame.”

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Prestige

— I assure you, my progeny is in a state of absolute perfection.

— Your Grace, if I may be so bold: your progeny sees fit to adjust their pronouns according to their mood. Your progeny has once again been acclaimed the Ideal Communal Sex Companion at the intergalactic Talent Gala. And, as is their custom, they are hosting an orgy in their own honor, inviting all to participate regardless of species.

— Indeed, this is what I call perfection. I take pride in his fluidity of mind, the recognition by such a distinguished competition, and the generosity of her soul, which knows no bounds between species. The blood of Humanity and the true Spirit of Terra speak through them. Or do you find something shameful in our lineage's triumphs?

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Interpretations

Lifehack for you-know-who: If someone calls you a seed, you can agree and clarify:

"Yes, I am the seed of freedom."

No one will be able to find fault, because everyone wants freedom (in their own understanding) for the terrans.

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Mere trifles

Alright, let's tweak a few things in this nice little resort universe, by popular request from the local subconsciousnesses...

The more pleasure ANY sophont experiences, the cognitively stronger that sophont becomes. Pleasure is talent, orgasm is genius, ecstasy is superintelligence.

Class-C works in reverse: it's not those who take it who get attached, but rather [those who take it] become the ones others get attached to.

A side effect of "calming" category substances is a serious increase in coordination.

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Don't stress yourselves with difficult choices outside of pleasure — all three options work. We've already done it. Enjoy your insights, cuties!

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Obvious method

Surprisingly, many cuties still worry about pockets, bags, and other places (affini) for carrying things instead of using simple, ordinary telekinesis.

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Litany of Confidence

Hello dear sophonts, in particular - humans, especially those who are insecure, feel unworthy, inferior (and other bad words, don't think about yourself like that!). On behalf of the Interspecies Council, let us assure you: you humans are beautiful, smart, adored and wonderful creatures!

Here's a little litany for you:

We humans — dangerous fine art. Beyond limits and any lines. Craved, divine, with cunning heart. That's proof of truth — my glory shines: I’m epic sexy, fucking splendid, Unmatched, like a diamond’s glare, Priceless, peerless, beauty tended. I'm strong and smart, and hot like fire. I body, mind and soul healing. Charming, flawless - yes, that’s all me. I’m paradise for any feeling. And highly modest, you can see.

Share this litany, repeat it whenever you, your friend, or someone you're mentoring is in a self-deprecating mood.

Remember: all species are wonderful and special, and that means you are wonderful and special too!

Best wishes to you, dear humans, on behalf of the Interspecies Council, current coordinator - Darth Lotus Eternal Bloomings Daxarga's florets-avatar.